After all, who could possibly forget this classic.
Gary Brolsma; pure genius.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Gettin' my nerd on.
Annnnnnd.... seeing as Youtube's a bitch and wouldn't give me an embed code for this one... Weird Al Yankovich in White & Nerdy. Best. Video. Ever. Link.
Just to annoy you all. >:]
In order to answer any questions about the first video - Yes. I like Basshunter. No, that's not some crazy made-up language, I'm pretty sure that's actually Dutch. Yes, it's nerdy - it's about a video game, come on!
And of course I have a secret fetish for the next song. Weird Al makes my fuckin' LIFE.
I want his sweat jacket thing. I REALLY want it.
Hope that little moment of nerdiness made your day as much as it made mine.
A moment of nerdiness - brought to you by The Aliway™.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, September 6, 2010
This man made my life. >:]
Baha. This man is the creator of Dear Girls Above Me, a brilliant source of entertainment since my recent cyber-incarceration. Thankfully, this site has not yet been lost to the wrath of the evil blocking Getbusi server, the lethal and bitch-cunt weapon that my school's tech-man uses to make our lives miserable. Thankfully, it has remained open and available for me to laugh my ass off at. Thankyou, Charlie McDowell, for making my life.
Plus, your dog is adorable.
And you got sick moves, bro.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Heh.
Seeing as I'm now blocked from all other communication points in my life, I may have to revert to this blog as a safety line. I mean, I do have some sanity yet left to maintain. I'd like to hang onto it, thankyou very fucking much.
Shame nobody reads this.. since this is the next-best thing to an S.O.S.... TT-TT
Dinner was, of course, utter fucking shite. Charming stuff, also took us about an hour to get fed. Thankyou, NEGS kitchen catering services, your shit management and catering is utterly phenomenal... in its ability to fail.
Oh, and I sent a VERY angry email to one of the few males in our school, Mr. David Rose, the douche who runs our internet and so has blocked all of my access points to the outside world. Thankyou very much, lord Prick. Of course I didn't call him that in the email, since I actually WANT MY LIFE AND SANITY BACK, but you know.
You get the picture. I will seriously die if I can only access my life during the weekends, it may well just crush what little will to live I have left. Considering the food's destroyed most of it, it's probably safer to try and keep as much as possible, so it's actually kind of life-threatening that everything's been blocked, you know? Fuckin' dangerous.
Anyhow. Better get back to the real world... and studying. @_@ Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Will keep you posted on my bid to get my life and sanity back.
Oh. And the mychemicalromance.com website is the same. I'm getting really sick of that fucking t.v. I want my Community and thus my annoying fangirl blogs back.
~lylt,
A Still Pissed Aliway.
Shame nobody reads this.. since this is the next-best thing to an S.O.S.... TT-TT
Dinner was, of course, utter fucking shite. Charming stuff, also took us about an hour to get fed. Thankyou, NEGS kitchen catering services, your shit management and catering is utterly phenomenal... in its ability to fail.
Oh, and I sent a VERY angry email to one of the few males in our school, Mr. David Rose, the douche who runs our internet and so has blocked all of my access points to the outside world. Thankyou very much, lord Prick. Of course I didn't call him that in the email, since I actually WANT MY LIFE AND SANITY BACK, but you know.
You get the picture. I will seriously die if I can only access my life during the weekends, it may well just crush what little will to live I have left. Considering the food's destroyed most of it, it's probably safer to try and keep as much as possible, so it's actually kind of life-threatening that everything's been blocked, you know? Fuckin' dangerous.
Anyhow. Better get back to the real world... and studying. @_@ Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Will keep you posted on my bid to get my life and sanity back.
Oh. And the mychemicalromance.com website is the same. I'm getting really sick of that fucking t.v. I want my Community and thus my annoying fangirl blogs back.
~lylt,
A Still Pissed Aliway.
And so they destroy the last frontier.
Bitch fuck cunt fuckin' jeesus mothertruckin goddamn...
The bitches.
They blocked EVERYTHING.
Anything in which I may be able to broadcast myself into the outer world has been taken away. Twitter; DeviantArt; Facebook; even Yahoo mail.
The cunts are gonna pay.
They even blocked educational sites like Sparknotes - wtf? I actually NEED Sparknotes to study.
AND THEY BLOCKED DEVIANTART.
I'm actually so upset and pissed that I'm crying. DeviantArt! They blocked it FULL TIME. How could they do that to me?! I'm an artist, I need my fucking outlets!
Ok, so I dealt with it when they blocked twitter. You know what, I could deal. It was bearable. With facebook... not so bearable. Painful, but manageable.
And now... they hit hard. A low blow.
They've blocked just about everything that keeps me relatively sane. Deviantart, FMyLife, Twitter, everything.
And of course Mychem is still all weird with the t.v and everything, and nobody can access the Community section anymore (or any other section for that matter, what with the strange happenings) so I can't vent there either.
So lost...
I really need my DeviantArt right now.
FUCKING - CUNT - BITCHES!!!
I mean, really! Was that even NECESSARY?
I feel like marching over and kicking that Mr. Rose guy where it hurts. How dare he block the last few sources of sweet sanity! I'm going fucking crazy here!
Grrrr. I'm literally about to cry. I really need some chocolate.
=(
~lylt,
A Very Fucking Pissed Aliway.
The bitches.
They blocked EVERYTHING.
Anything in which I may be able to broadcast myself into the outer world has been taken away. Twitter; DeviantArt; Facebook; even Yahoo mail.
The cunts are gonna pay.
They even blocked educational sites like Sparknotes - wtf? I actually NEED Sparknotes to study.
AND THEY BLOCKED DEVIANTART.
I'm actually so upset and pissed that I'm crying. DeviantArt! They blocked it FULL TIME. How could they do that to me?! I'm an artist, I need my fucking outlets!
Ok, so I dealt with it when they blocked twitter. You know what, I could deal. It was bearable. With facebook... not so bearable. Painful, but manageable.
And now... they hit hard. A low blow.
They've blocked just about everything that keeps me relatively sane. Deviantart, FMyLife, Twitter, everything.
And of course Mychem is still all weird with the t.v and everything, and nobody can access the Community section anymore (or any other section for that matter, what with the strange happenings) so I can't vent there either.
So lost...
I really need my DeviantArt right now.
FUCKING - CUNT - BITCHES!!!
I mean, really! Was that even NECESSARY?
I feel like marching over and kicking that Mr. Rose guy where it hurts. How dare he block the last few sources of sweet sanity! I'm going fucking crazy here!
Grrrr. I'm literally about to cry. I really need some chocolate.
=(
~lylt,
A Very Fucking Pissed Aliway.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
A note on last post.
Yeah, I was a little harsh on this Eliza Cuts woman...
But hear me out. About two seconds after I posted the last post, I was directed to THIS link here.
Ok, I didn't know the woman had a brain. Considering that the story was the first thing I'd heard out of her, well, mouth (I guess..), you can imagine I didn't think she had much going for her, intellectually speaking. And you all know I'm pretty harsh on dumbasses.
Well, the link (which shows a sort of interview with Eliza about her relationship with ol' Gee) showed me that, well, she's a little smarter than your average vegetable. Certainly a little naive (did she EXPECT to get love and warmth and kisses for posting some thinly-veiled account of her relationship with another person? A great long detailed one at that? Posting personal shit on the interwebs like that gets one NOWHERE), but otherwise not as spastic and crazy as she appeared to be in her story.
Well, that's fine. It's all well and good if you wanna write some thinly veiled account of your relationship with another person. You gotta get shit out, GET it out. Write it down; I applaud her for that much.
My problem? The fact that she posted the thing all over the internet. Now, even I'm not that goddamn much of an idiot. Harsh of me, but it's true.
One; don't expect people to like it or respond warmly if it's written with the skill of a ten-year-old. Secondly; personal shit like that, you don't want total strangers reading that on the internet - do you really want people you don't even KNOW looking at the in-depth details of your relationship with someone else, which is supposed to be between you and that person anyway? Thirdly; don't expect people to write long loving understanding comments of your crisis, pat you on the back and give you a cookie.
Though cookies are nice.
Don't POST it where everyone can read it. Honestly, it does no good - just earns a bunch of trolls. And personal shit like that.. it's like posting your secret diary online. It's just stupid, really.
Amazingly, she was shocked at how horrible people were to her about it when she posted it. Number one - TROLLS. Enough said. Number two - people who hear funny rumours about someone cheating on a certain other (*cough*muchbelovedbyfans*cough*) someone tend to get.. er... violent.
And besides, people don't tend to react so warmly to such personal stuff. Maybe they JUST DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, you know? Get a grip on your levels of privacy, woman, the world does NOT need to know, well, everything. They think they do, but seriously, they don't.
Ok. I think that's my two cents there. Troll me if you like, but at least I give reason for my rhyme =/
~lylt,
The Aliway.
But hear me out. About two seconds after I posted the last post, I was directed to THIS link here.
Ok, I didn't know the woman had a brain. Considering that the story was the first thing I'd heard out of her, well, mouth (I guess..), you can imagine I didn't think she had much going for her, intellectually speaking. And you all know I'm pretty harsh on dumbasses.
Well, the link (which shows a sort of interview with Eliza about her relationship with ol' Gee) showed me that, well, she's a little smarter than your average vegetable. Certainly a little naive (did she EXPECT to get love and warmth and kisses for posting some thinly-veiled account of her relationship with another person? A great long detailed one at that? Posting personal shit on the interwebs like that gets one NOWHERE), but otherwise not as spastic and crazy as she appeared to be in her story.
Well, that's fine. It's all well and good if you wanna write some thinly veiled account of your relationship with another person. You gotta get shit out, GET it out. Write it down; I applaud her for that much.
My problem? The fact that she posted the thing all over the internet. Now, even I'm not that goddamn much of an idiot. Harsh of me, but it's true.
One; don't expect people to like it or respond warmly if it's written with the skill of a ten-year-old. Secondly; personal shit like that, you don't want total strangers reading that on the internet - do you really want people you don't even KNOW looking at the in-depth details of your relationship with someone else, which is supposed to be between you and that person anyway? Thirdly; don't expect people to write long loving understanding comments of your crisis, pat you on the back and give you a cookie.
Though cookies are nice.
Don't POST it where everyone can read it. Honestly, it does no good - just earns a bunch of trolls. And personal shit like that.. it's like posting your secret diary online. It's just stupid, really.
Amazingly, she was shocked at how horrible people were to her about it when she posted it. Number one - TROLLS. Enough said. Number two - people who hear funny rumours about someone cheating on a certain other (*cough*muchbelovedbyfans*cough*) someone tend to get.. er... violent.
And besides, people don't tend to react so warmly to such personal stuff. Maybe they JUST DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, you know? Get a grip on your levels of privacy, woman, the world does NOT need to know, well, everything. They think they do, but seriously, they don't.
Ok. I think that's my two cents there. Troll me if you like, but at least I give reason for my rhyme =/
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Adieu, my dear poor departed brain cells. I'll miss you greatly.
Man, if I knew earlier that Eliza Cuts wrote some crazy-ass story about her relationship with Gerard Way, I'd have read it a lot earlier rather than destroy my brain now, RIGHT before exams...
This is some CRAZY shit. I'm literally shocked at how badly this was written. If I didn't know she'd written it, I'd have thought maybe a twelve-year-old would have written it - not a full-grown woman!
Hell, even I can write better than this, and I'm what, sixteen?
Can't believe I ONLY just found this. xD
(ahem, linky-link here? =] teehee.)
It's crazy. And strange. And gave me a good laugh - Black Pyjama Party? Oh gee, very nice. I could never have believed that the story was about YOU, of COURSE, not with the main character's name being Emma... and no, not with her dear object of desire being in a band called Black Pyjama Party. Black PYJAMA PARTY?! Man...
Woman, you are crazy and obsessed and seriously need a psychiatrist. This isn't healthy.
Now, onto the slight matter of the few remaining brain cells left in my head... my head hurts... @_@
~lylt,
The Aliway.
This is some CRAZY shit. I'm literally shocked at how badly this was written. If I didn't know she'd written it, I'd have thought maybe a twelve-year-old would have written it - not a full-grown woman!
Hell, even I can write better than this, and I'm what, sixteen?
Can't believe I ONLY just found this. xD
(ahem, linky-link here? =] teehee.)
It's crazy. And strange. And gave me a good laugh - Black Pyjama Party? Oh gee, very nice. I could never have believed that the story was about YOU, of COURSE, not with the main character's name being Emma... and no, not with her dear object of desire being in a band called Black Pyjama Party. Black PYJAMA PARTY?! Man...
Woman, you are crazy and obsessed and seriously need a psychiatrist. This isn't healthy.
Now, onto the slight matter of the few remaining brain cells left in my head... my head hurts... @_@
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, August 16, 2010
YOOOOOO!
Would you believe how long it's been?! Man, apparently my last blog post was in July. I'M BEHIND, MAAAAN.
Anyway. Holidays were cool, went to Liverpool as promised AND got a ton of Beatles stuff. Mainly badges, stuff like that. We also went to the Cavern for a drink, we got to see a live band playing. Best fifteen minutes of my life, it was amazing.
Also got a little thing called a WONDERBRA. o_0 Would you believe how epic THOSE things are?! Rather alarming how epic they are, actually. Whenever I wear it, every time I look down I'm like OMAIGODBEWBS. WAIT. THOSE ARE MINE. O_O'''''
Slightly offputting. But it IS amazingly comfortable. And strangely good at transforming those silly things on my chest into something that's... certainly not so bad looking. Quote my sister - "...whoah. It makes you look like you actually have boobs.. that's kind of trippy."
Yeah. Gotta love sisters. -.-
Better than ol' manwhore, though. My new nickname for past flame, by the way (it actually really offends him - he nearly blocked me until I worked out he was offended by it - so don't tell him I still call him that =P). I was trying to talk to him on facebook, but be was too busy being a manwhore and looking at cars and boobs. I said "Boo!". So he says "No. Only if you have boobs." "Dude, I am a female you know." "..OHMYGODWHENDIDTHATHAPPEN?!"
Ahhh.. males...
On other news, I have been rather busy - hence lack of posts. Schoolwork tends to drain the soul, you know. Speaking of soul-draining I finally finished Dracula - EPIC BOOK. TRES EPIC. READ IT. REAAAAD IIIIIIT. Plus, if you're into Freudian stuff, then from your viewpoint this book has more sex than your average blood-drenched orgy. >:]
Seriously. Freudian critics go NUTS over this book. It's crazy. You know, Sigmund Freud, the weird psychoanalyst dude who basically thinks that EVERYTHING is a metaphor for sex. He probably would have considered Dracula to be, like, hardcore sadist porn. BLOOD, ORGY, FORCED ORAL AND RAPE, BEAUTIFUL RAPE... where was I..?
Anyway. Oh, and I was also sick before. Felt like utter shit this morning, but ahh, the joys of sleeping all day. I officially feel, mental-like, a new human being. Sure, my body's still an utterly useless fail of failness in the way of health, but hey. =]
So, I better shut up, and let you all be. Don'tcha love updates?!
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Anyway. Holidays were cool, went to Liverpool as promised AND got a ton of Beatles stuff. Mainly badges, stuff like that. We also went to the Cavern for a drink, we got to see a live band playing. Best fifteen minutes of my life, it was amazing.
Also got a little thing called a WONDERBRA. o_0 Would you believe how epic THOSE things are?! Rather alarming how epic they are, actually. Whenever I wear it, every time I look down I'm like OMAIGODBEWBS. WAIT. THOSE ARE MINE. O_O'''''
Slightly offputting. But it IS amazingly comfortable. And strangely good at transforming those silly things on my chest into something that's... certainly not so bad looking. Quote my sister - "...whoah. It makes you look like you actually have boobs.. that's kind of trippy."
Yeah. Gotta love sisters. -.-
Better than ol' manwhore, though. My new nickname for past flame, by the way (it actually really offends him - he nearly blocked me until I worked out he was offended by it - so don't tell him I still call him that =P). I was trying to talk to him on facebook, but be was too busy being a manwhore and looking at cars and boobs. I said "Boo!". So he says "No. Only if you have boobs." "Dude, I am a female you know." "..OHMYGODWHENDIDTHATHAPPEN?!"
Ahhh.. males...
On other news, I have been rather busy - hence lack of posts. Schoolwork tends to drain the soul, you know. Speaking of soul-draining I finally finished Dracula - EPIC BOOK. TRES EPIC. READ IT. REAAAAD IIIIIIT. Plus, if you're into Freudian stuff, then from your viewpoint this book has more sex than your average blood-drenched orgy. >:]
Seriously. Freudian critics go NUTS over this book. It's crazy. You know, Sigmund Freud, the weird psychoanalyst dude who basically thinks that EVERYTHING is a metaphor for sex. He probably would have considered Dracula to be, like, hardcore sadist porn. BLOOD, ORGY, FORCED ORAL AND RAPE, BEAUTIFUL RAPE... where was I..?
Anyway. Oh, and I was also sick before. Felt like utter shit this morning, but ahh, the joys of sleeping all day. I officially feel, mental-like, a new human being. Sure, my body's still an utterly useless fail of failness in the way of health, but hey. =]
So, I better shut up, and let you all be. Don'tcha love updates?!
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
...I'm toasty snuggly warm.
It's cold. And I spent all day freezing cold outside. But all is forgiven, because now I have a heater and a blanket and a laptop and I'm TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
I'll be saying that a lot.
TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
I love heaters.
.....TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
That and I discovered something amazing. Track pants. I.e. my mum's track pants. Now I don't wear trackies because Ifind them tacky and I prefer jeans anyway, but these trackies are like... TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM. And really, REALLY comfy.
And the phone just rang. But I'm not picking it up. Because I'm TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
Okay. Enough with the TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM business. I'll shut up now. =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
I'll be saying that a lot.
TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
I love heaters.
.....TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
That and I discovered something amazing. Track pants. I.e. my mum's track pants. Now I don't wear trackies because Ifind them tacky and I prefer jeans anyway, but these trackies are like... TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM. And really, REALLY comfy.
And the phone just rang. But I'm not picking it up. Because I'm TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
Okay. Enough with the TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM business. I'll shut up now. =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Oh look. Tis shiny.
So anyhowz.
Am drowning in schoolwork, crap, crushes, and - horror of horrors - athletics carnivals! Fun! @_@
Not to mention I keep having trippy dreams. The other night, it was a strange cross between The Little Mermaid and Pocahontas, last night it was shopping for Harry Potter memorabilia and child-pervert aliens. Don't ask. It was weird.
Oh, and I'm off to Scotland on Saturday. Cue screams of jealousy, because you know what? Along the way, we're stopping off in LONDON for awesome-tiemz.. and LIVERPOOL - yes, LIVERPOOL - for The Beatles awesomeness and basically soaking in the awesome leached by the town where the greatest band in the universe came from.
It shall be amazing.
And my birthday wasn't bad either, for the record. No creepy curses coming into effect, and what's more, I realised that I'm now OFFICIALLY LEGALLY ALLOWED to give blood. I've been waiting to be able to give blood for years!! I always wanted to give blood, specially since I have half a chance of having my mother's blood type - which is a universal type, either O- or O+. She can't remember which one, but I REALLY hope I've got her blood type. That'd be awesome - I'd actually be useful for something, and be able to do something really special for other people.
So yeah, things have been cool lately, and I'm glad about that.
So YEAAAAHHHHHHH. See you in LIVERPOOL, BITCHES. >:]
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Giving me hope.
You know when a song just clicks with you? When you hear it and feel like it was written for you to hear it? When it came at a time when you most needed it?
Eminem just did that for me.
This video made me cry. Hell, that part where he's breaking down the brick wall just... clicked. My mum.. when the whole divorce shit went down, she suddenly started going on about brick walls. About getting past her brick walls and stuff. We were watching Run Fatboy Run on the plane and my mum pointed out when he came up against a brick wall, saying"That's like my brick wall, and I'm going to get past it."
We're still taking down the wall, brick by brick. It's getting there, slowly.
It feels like, in my head, Eminem broke down the rest. In the video when he pushes down the brick wall, it feels like it's my wall he's pushed down.
How did Eminem know to write this song? What told him I needed it? It's like.. even though he's never heard of me, I've never met him, never seen him ever or anything, no WAY he could have heard of me, he STILL knew to write it because someone needed it.
If I ever do meet him, the first thing I'm saying is thankyou.Thankyou Eminem, for helping me break down the brick wall.
Strange how some things just seem so... personal.
Funny how Eminem can sell out without actually selling out. My friend sent me this song saying "He sounds like Chris Brown with a serious case of bad mouth!!" And yeah, it's like a really angry Chris Brown. But more like a fuck-you-Chris-Brown-I-can-rip-you-off-and-still-sound-better kind of thing, and at the same time, he's able to connect.
Funny how Eminem's most 'sell-out' song according to my friends happens to be the one which makes the connection best.
Sorry for ranting...
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
And now for an edition of.... EPIC TIEMZ.
One. Day. If I ever need to quit my job, THIS is how I'm gonna do it. IN DETAIL. Stereo speakers and everything!!
Wait. This will be how I end school. YES!
Well. Maybe I'll have to rectify the words-scrawled-on-chest-part.. seeing as I'm, er, female.... o_O But anyway!
On other news. My birthday was good. Birthday party was terrific, and we learned something new - do NOT let 6'2'' males play Pin The Tail On The Donkey. Usually results in said male pinning tail on the ceiling. I'm not even kidding here. THE FREAKIN' CEILING.
The presents were good too, of course =P again, aforementioned 6'2'' male has no idea how to budget. I had to give him a LIST of things you can get under $30, and he STILL failed...
But it was still awesome. And.. so yeah. Now I'm apparently 16. Thankfully, nothing curse-worthy has happened yet.. *phew* I know, I know, I was actually worried about that... v_v But hey, anything can happen!!! And thank the GODS it didn't. =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Nooooo...
I have reached a most dark point in my life.
I just read the part in the manga Death Note where L dies.
Most devastating scene of my life. The spoon... falling... so.. slowly...
v_v
The world is in the depths of despair now.. no more L... I wish I never read that part, because now it means that I can't pretend L didn't die.
I read it - saw it! - with my own eyes! THE HORROR.
I'mma go, uh, cry now. v_v
R.I.P L.
And yes.. I am sad for only getting up to that part now. Can I mention that itty bitty little detail where I'm overloaded with schoolwork and get virtually no time to read manga? Only today did I get to catch up on five months worth of Vampire Knight =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
I just read the part in the manga Death Note where L dies.
Most devastating scene of my life. The spoon... falling... so.. slowly...
v_v
The world is in the depths of despair now.. no more L... I wish I never read that part, because now it means that I can't pretend L didn't die.
I read it - saw it! - with my own eyes! THE HORROR.
I'mma go, uh, cry now. v_v
R.I.P L.
And yes.. I am sad for only getting up to that part now. Can I mention that itty bitty little detail where I'm overloaded with schoolwork and get virtually no time to read manga? Only today did I get to catch up on five months worth of Vampire Knight =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Am I not just the most epic species on the planet?
Aha. Tonight, I must: Study for a maths test, of which I am likely to fail. Write up an entire 8-12 page essay for Extension English. and last but not least, finish an Art Essay. All of which being due; yes; tomorrow.
The funny thing is, I think I do some of my best work when I cram like this, lol. I'm motivated and stimulated by fear, it seems. Aha.
I just finished my Art essay and did some study for Maths, but I still need to do more study for the test AND do my 8-12 page essay. Worst thing is, I have terrible handwriting - tiny, squished-up and totally illegible. I wish my teacher luck on that, but that's not what I'm worried about - what I'm worried about is the fact that, to get anywhere over 8 pages, I'm gonna have to write like twice as much as all my classmates @_@ epic!!! Ugh.
Oh well. As they say, it's all in the introduction. xD
So for now I'm taking a break. I'll then grab a shower and a coffee and continue cramming.
Gotta love Year 11!! @_@
By the by. Image on right is the front of the invitations me and Jess drew up for our birthday party. I drew the front, she did the poem/invite/thingy on the back. This is the front which I drew. =P
Jess is the angelic happy blondie on the left. I am the confused/freaked/annoyed looking demon child on the left.
AIN'T WE NOT SEXEH???!!!!!
I know. It's alright. You don't have to tell me. We're amazing. ^_^
Enjoy your cheeseballs, yo.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
The funny thing is, I think I do some of my best work when I cram like this, lol. I'm motivated and stimulated by fear, it seems. Aha.
I just finished my Art essay and did some study for Maths, but I still need to do more study for the test AND do my 8-12 page essay. Worst thing is, I have terrible handwriting - tiny, squished-up and totally illegible. I wish my teacher luck on that, but that's not what I'm worried about - what I'm worried about is the fact that, to get anywhere over 8 pages, I'm gonna have to write like twice as much as all my classmates @_@ epic!!! Ugh.
Oh well. As they say, it's all in the introduction. xD
So for now I'm taking a break. I'll then grab a shower and a coffee and continue cramming.
Gotta love Year 11!! @_@
By the by. Image on right is the front of the invitations me and Jess drew up for our birthday party. I drew the front, she did the poem/invite/thingy on the back. This is the front which I drew. =P
Jess is the angelic happy blondie on the left. I am the confused/freaked/annoyed looking demon child on the left.
AIN'T WE NOT SEXEH???!!!!!
I know. It's alright. You don't have to tell me. We're amazing. ^_^
Enjoy your cheeseballs, yo.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Maybe it's just because it's almost my birthday and all...
But I keep having terrible visions of pricking my finger on a belt stud or safety pin and falling into an enchanted sleep only to be awoken by the kiss of some hot rockstar..
Not to mention being locked up in a fortress upon turning sixteen. Oh wait. I'm already in one, nevermind xDD (boarding school? Geddit? Geddit? Yes, first rule of good jokes is not explaining them. I be breakin' ALL dem rules.)
But yus. In about two (YES TWO!!!) weeks I come to an interesting turning point in my life. Last year was the end of being in the former half of youth (in my eyes, life ends at 30 - I turned 15 last year).
This year, I turn sixteen. Meaning I can, oh, go for my L plate. Possibly end up waking some dormant enchantment due to go off upon my sixteenth year.
I also turn, uh, legal. Y'know. Sex without parental consent and all that shizz. Not that I'll be worrying about that, hell no xD I mean, at the moment I'm stressing about what to do if someone asks me out. Let alone kisses me. Let alone getting down with teh shmexeh shmexeh tiemz. =P HUBBA FREAKIN' HUBBA, YO.
So a lot going on. Not to mention the birthday party. Now, this one was my twin sister's idea, so don't freak out on me - DISNEY-THEMED.
I KNOW.
IS IT NOT GOING TO BE THE MOST AMAZING FREAKIN' SWEET SIXTEENTH IN THE GODDAMN HISTORY OF THE PLANET?!
Oh HELL yeah.
Not sure what to go as, though. Costumes aren't exactly compulsory, but it's good to get into the theme. Currently running through my list here. Um. Captain Hook? Donald Duck? OOH. OOH. I KNOW. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.
Jjk.
=P
On another note. Breaking Benjamin + Naruto for the effing WIN. One of the most amazing AMV's I've ever seen. FTFW, yo.
Not to mention being locked up in a fortress upon turning sixteen. Oh wait. I'm already in one, nevermind xDD (boarding school? Geddit? Geddit? Yes, first rule of good jokes is not explaining them. I be breakin' ALL dem rules.)
But yus. In about two (YES TWO!!!) weeks I come to an interesting turning point in my life. Last year was the end of being in the former half of youth (in my eyes, life ends at 30 - I turned 15 last year).
This year, I turn sixteen. Meaning I can, oh, go for my L plate. Possibly end up waking some dormant enchantment due to go off upon my sixteenth year.
I also turn, uh, legal. Y'know. Sex without parental consent and all that shizz. Not that I'll be worrying about that, hell no xD I mean, at the moment I'm stressing about what to do if someone asks me out. Let alone kisses me. Let alone getting down with teh shmexeh shmexeh tiemz. =P HUBBA FREAKIN' HUBBA, YO.
So a lot going on. Not to mention the birthday party. Now, this one was my twin sister's idea, so don't freak out on me - DISNEY-THEMED.
I KNOW.
IS IT NOT GOING TO BE THE MOST AMAZING FREAKIN' SWEET SIXTEENTH IN THE GODDAMN HISTORY OF THE PLANET?!
Oh HELL yeah.
Not sure what to go as, though. Costumes aren't exactly compulsory, but it's good to get into the theme. Currently running through my list here. Um. Captain Hook? Donald Duck? OOH. OOH. I KNOW. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.
Jjk.
=P
On another note. Breaking Benjamin + Naruto for the effing WIN. One of the most amazing AMV's I've ever seen. FTFW, yo.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Hear the bass skinny waist now let's copy Poker-Face..
Today. Today, I shall learn to embed videos. >:D
Because firstly, it's high time I learned.
And secondly, I have a vid of awesome to grace you all with.
I mean, I cannot understand how I have not heard of Midnight Beast before. Their parody of Ke$ha's Tik Tok is fucking win. WIN!
On other news.
There is none.
>:]
Well, I got a poster in for my friend Bax's band. A gig they're doing - so Bax asked me to do the poster. I think (THINK!) he likes it. xD
And also it's time for me to go to bed. 11:30 is just way too late for a growing Aliway like myself. ^_^
And on another note.. my friends are fucking amazing. All of them. It will take me a while to stop loving their silly asses to death ~<3
I mean, come on. You're in a fight with someone, who then tells one of your best friends. This friend hears only one side of the story, and that is the side biased on the kid you're fighting with. And yet this friend still decides to take your side. Fucking amazing. How did I manage to be blessed with friends like that???
So thus. I doth end this blog.
And question - should I start spelling my name as the classic "The Aliway", or "Teh Aliway" for a randomesque twist? Let me know. Classic or randomesque?
Anyhow.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Because firstly, it's high time I learned.
And secondly, I have a vid of awesome to grace you all with.
I mean, I cannot understand how I have not heard of Midnight Beast before. Their parody of Ke$ha's Tik Tok is fucking win. WIN!
On other news.
There is none.
>:]
Well, I got a poster in for my friend Bax's band. A gig they're doing - so Bax asked me to do the poster. I think (THINK!) he likes it. xD
And also it's time for me to go to bed. 11:30 is just way too late for a growing Aliway like myself. ^_^
And on another note.. my friends are fucking amazing. All of them. It will take me a while to stop loving their silly asses to death ~<3
I mean, come on. You're in a fight with someone, who then tells one of your best friends. This friend hears only one side of the story, and that is the side biased on the kid you're fighting with. And yet this friend still decides to take your side. Fucking amazing. How did I manage to be blessed with friends like that???
So thus. I doth end this blog.
And question - should I start spelling my name as the classic "The Aliway", or "Teh Aliway" for a randomesque twist? Let me know. Classic or randomesque?
Anyhow.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Epic Cheeseload of Meep.
I have not blogged in the longest time. There is something very wrong here. o_O
Well, I am currently in Design and Technology, having an interesting kind of day xD
As for the lack of updates, I honestly do apologise. Things haven't been going smoothly lately. First my best friend since year 7 got expelled (didn't get to say goodbye TT-TT), I rediscovered an old crush from when I was about ten (O_O!!!!) and it seems like I'm falling all over again - which is BAD even though he still manages to be perfect and adorable - and THEN I had a major bitchfest with another best friend. A pretty big one. We haven't talked for a week. Which for us is a while since normally I cave and beg for either apologies or forgivenesses within two days.
Oh. And I've been overloaded with tons of work. =P
As for today however, I had an assessment...... of cooking. Yep, at my all-girls school. I don't blame you if this assessment sounds sexist. xD
But that went ok. And now I have a gorgeous plate of food which I shall eat for lunch, instead of the normal school food crap 8D
It was so weird cooking it though, because I've been watching Masterchef all week - during the WHOLE thing, I was expecting Gary to yell "People, we have twenty minutes on the clock, get cooking!" And then my spaghetti wasn't quite al-dente enough and I started freaking, thinking "OHMYGOD THE JUDGES ARE GONNA NOTICE OHMYGODOHMYGOD - wait. I'm not on Masterchef. Wtf?!"
ONTO HAPPIER NEWS! I had the funniest conversation with aforementioned crush last night. I stayed up til half past twelve last night on the phone with him. I discovered that he has changed MUCHLY since I last knew him.. it's weird, because we both changed heaps - and yet still changed in ways so that we can still have heaps in common and talk comfortably and everything.
Like, now he's a major nerd. It was so funny. He was telling me about the Rubber Band theory and how he's learning quantum physics.... xD He also wants to be an engineer, which honestly sounds cool - though he's up to his eyeballs in schoolwork to get there.
I also made us lose the Game. Then he told me about the thirty-minute grace period in which you can't lose the Game for half an hour after losing it - amazing much??? I was stumped. So we talked about the Game Rap. And how it would be such an epic song if not for the fact that you're losing the Game every time you listen to it xDDD
So, it's insane. We both play the Game. We both meow at random times and say meep. We're both relatively nerdy (though I think he sorta takes THAT prize for most nerdy =P). We're into ALL the same music - and we both prefer cats over dogs.
And... GAH. He's adorable.
But I don't wanna get my hopes up or anything. Like, he recently broke up with his gf so I don't know what that means in regards to me. He's certainly free, but he lives in South Australia - and I'm in NSW. Still very little chance even if he does like me back.
And I don't wanna kill my chances of at least being friends with him - the advantage being, we can't exactly break up. So it can't get all awkward and ex-ish. I don't want it to get awkward, ever. Friends with benefits maybe? Lawl. Did I honestly say that out loud? =P
So yeah. Long-lost love reappears.. interesting things happening.
This isn't the most random blog post, I'm afraid. Just me ranting on about my feelings =P but meh.
Oh yeah. And it's fucking FREEZING. xD like, my hands are like ice and I'm actually TYPING - moving them around. Pretty nuts. I hate Armidale weather.
So yus. Episode god-knows-what of my life. Enjoy. ^^
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Well, I am currently in Design and Technology, having an interesting kind of day xD
As for the lack of updates, I honestly do apologise. Things haven't been going smoothly lately. First my best friend since year 7 got expelled (didn't get to say goodbye TT-TT), I rediscovered an old crush from when I was about ten (O_O!!!!) and it seems like I'm falling all over again - which is BAD even though he still manages to be perfect and adorable - and THEN I had a major bitchfest with another best friend. A pretty big one. We haven't talked for a week. Which for us is a while since normally I cave and beg for either apologies or forgivenesses within two days.
Oh. And I've been overloaded with tons of work. =P
As for today however, I had an assessment...... of cooking. Yep, at my all-girls school. I don't blame you if this assessment sounds sexist. xD
But that went ok. And now I have a gorgeous plate of food which I shall eat for lunch, instead of the normal school food crap 8D
It was so weird cooking it though, because I've been watching Masterchef all week - during the WHOLE thing, I was expecting Gary to yell "People, we have twenty minutes on the clock, get cooking!" And then my spaghetti wasn't quite al-dente enough and I started freaking, thinking "OHMYGOD THE JUDGES ARE GONNA NOTICE OHMYGODOHMYGOD - wait. I'm not on Masterchef. Wtf?!"
ONTO HAPPIER NEWS! I had the funniest conversation with aforementioned crush last night. I stayed up til half past twelve last night on the phone with him. I discovered that he has changed MUCHLY since I last knew him.. it's weird, because we both changed heaps - and yet still changed in ways so that we can still have heaps in common and talk comfortably and everything.
Like, now he's a major nerd. It was so funny. He was telling me about the Rubber Band theory and how he's learning quantum physics.... xD He also wants to be an engineer, which honestly sounds cool - though he's up to his eyeballs in schoolwork to get there.
I also made us lose the Game. Then he told me about the thirty-minute grace period in which you can't lose the Game for half an hour after losing it - amazing much??? I was stumped. So we talked about the Game Rap. And how it would be such an epic song if not for the fact that you're losing the Game every time you listen to it xDDD
So, it's insane. We both play the Game. We both meow at random times and say meep. We're both relatively nerdy (though I think he sorta takes THAT prize for most nerdy =P). We're into ALL the same music - and we both prefer cats over dogs.
And... GAH. He's adorable.
But I don't wanna get my hopes up or anything. Like, he recently broke up with his gf so I don't know what that means in regards to me. He's certainly free, but he lives in South Australia - and I'm in NSW. Still very little chance even if he does like me back.
And I don't wanna kill my chances of at least being friends with him - the advantage being, we can't exactly break up. So it can't get all awkward and ex-ish. I don't want it to get awkward, ever. Friends with benefits maybe? Lawl. Did I honestly say that out loud? =P
So yeah. Long-lost love reappears.. interesting things happening.
This isn't the most random blog post, I'm afraid. Just me ranting on about my feelings =P but meh.
Oh yeah. And it's fucking FREEZING. xD like, my hands are like ice and I'm actually TYPING - moving them around. Pretty nuts. I hate Armidale weather.
So yus. Episode god-knows-what of my life. Enjoy. ^^
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, April 26, 2010
*LE GASP*
Whoah. My art book just fell down and scared the absolute living shit out of me. Heh. ^^;;;
Anyway. My main cause for blogging right at this very moment is to share with you a video of epic proportions. Yes; EPIC PROPORTIOOOONS.
Now, let this unthinkable concept sit in your mind for one moment. A rock/punk rock song... remixed as techno. I know. It may take some time for one to get such a concept around one's head.
Now that you've contemplated such an insane idea, let me put in the link to the most insane but awesome song of all time -
Techno remix of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
I KNOW.
ISN'T IT AMAZING??
It made my life.
Also. A touch of bad news. My best friend since year 5 got expelled for bringing pot into the school. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to her. The past three days have been a crazy rollercoaster of bipolar-like emotions, from songs and nasty comments plunging me into pits of depression, to a simple text message absolutely making my life.
So, I've been pretty upset. I won't load that onto you all, so I'll drop the subject. But yeah. Just to let you know, I guess. It hasn't been easy.
Also I made the executive decision to quit the Community Section of mychemicalromance.com for an unspecified period of time.
I have just become sick of all of the immature so-called 'true fans' who insist on calling me 'fake' for various reasons, along with "attention-seeking", "whiney", damn bitch", "judgemental', and various other such totally uncalled for descriptions of my person. Now, I would not call myself patient in any form of the word, but I think I handled this pretty well - I have tried to be polite to some and then told the plain bitch-ass truth to others.
Then such LOVELY people, for example my dear FAVOURITE name-caller ElizaaChocula (http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/elizaachocula) and another called xXxzombieloverxXx (charming people, honestly - http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/xxxzombieloverxxx) turn around and honestly still think themselves above me. Selfish pigs. I quote, of xXxzombieloverxXx - "Honey I don't now where you got the idea that I want your forgiveness..Sorry but you don't really matter to me..Maybe if you hadn't been such a damn bitch I would have apologized to you..Guess what? Leave.. Don't post your whiney blogs about it and then expect me to not retaliate..I don't give a shit if your the biggest fan of MCR you can go fuck yourself. Kay pumpkin? :]"
Whoah. Now, here was my comment which initiated this so friendly response - "Jesus. Do NOT call me judgemental, God, please. The next time I hear that, I am smashing in someone's fucking face. Just remember that and I'll forgive you, please.."
I hate being called judgemental. In any shape or form. I made this clear. I also made it clear that I would forget the incident as long as it would not happen again. Then this BITCH gives me all this "i'm so perfect I don't have to take your bitch-assed shit even though I'm being even more of a fuckface than you are hahaha" and jesus. I think I'm about to blow my top. Oh, the worst thing about the internet - I can't wring this cunt's neck!!!!!
Whoah.. *hands shaking* I will shut up now. Sorry, I am just so fired up. I really wanna smash those two girls' faces in, seriously. Knock some fucking maturity in them. Hell, even I'm more mature and - le gasp! - less hypocritical than half the people on this site, and that is SAYING something.
Hence, I'm leaving the site. Some people make me completely ashamed to be a fan of this band.
So yeah. That's my life. Awesome. How's yours been?
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Anyway. My main cause for blogging right at this very moment is to share with you a video of epic proportions. Yes; EPIC PROPORTIOOOONS.
Now, let this unthinkable concept sit in your mind for one moment. A rock/punk rock song... remixed as techno. I know. It may take some time for one to get such a concept around one's head.
Now that you've contemplated such an insane idea, let me put in the link to the most insane but awesome song of all time -
Techno remix of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
I KNOW.
ISN'T IT AMAZING??
It made my life.
Also. A touch of bad news. My best friend since year 5 got expelled for bringing pot into the school. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to her. The past three days have been a crazy rollercoaster of bipolar-like emotions, from songs and nasty comments plunging me into pits of depression, to a simple text message absolutely making my life.
So, I've been pretty upset. I won't load that onto you all, so I'll drop the subject. But yeah. Just to let you know, I guess. It hasn't been easy.
Also I made the executive decision to quit the Community Section of mychemicalromance.com for an unspecified period of time.
I have just become sick of all of the immature so-called 'true fans' who insist on calling me 'fake' for various reasons, along with "attention-seeking", "whiney", damn bitch", "judgemental', and various other such totally uncalled for descriptions of my person. Now, I would not call myself patient in any form of the word, but I think I handled this pretty well - I have tried to be polite to some and then told the plain bitch-ass truth to others.
Then such LOVELY people, for example my dear FAVOURITE name-caller ElizaaChocula (http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/elizaachocula) and another called xXxzombieloverxXx (charming people, honestly - http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/xxxzombieloverxxx) turn around and honestly still think themselves above me. Selfish pigs. I quote, of xXxzombieloverxXx - "Honey I don't now where you got the idea that I want your forgiveness..Sorry but you don't really matter to me..Maybe if you hadn't been such a damn bitch I would have apologized to you..Guess what? Leave.. Don't post your whiney blogs about it and then expect me to not retaliate..I don't give a shit if your the biggest fan of MCR you can go fuck yourself. Kay pumpkin? :]"
Whoah. Now, here was my comment which initiated this so friendly response - "Jesus. Do NOT call me judgemental, God, please. The next time I hear that, I am smashing in someone's fucking face. Just remember that and I'll forgive you, please.."
I hate being called judgemental. In any shape or form. I made this clear. I also made it clear that I would forget the incident as long as it would not happen again. Then this BITCH gives me all this "i'm so perfect I don't have to take your bitch-assed shit even though I'm being even more of a fuckface than you are hahaha" and jesus. I think I'm about to blow my top. Oh, the worst thing about the internet - I can't wring this cunt's neck!!!!!
Whoah.. *hands shaking* I will shut up now. Sorry, I am just so fired up. I really wanna smash those two girls' faces in, seriously. Knock some fucking maturity in them. Hell, even I'm more mature and - le gasp! - less hypocritical than half the people on this site, and that is SAYING something.
Hence, I'm leaving the site. Some people make me completely ashamed to be a fan of this band.
So yeah. That's my life. Awesome. How's yours been?
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Whoooaaaaaah.
Well, firstly, it has indeed been a while since I last posted a blog. Hmm. This must be rectified.
Of course, the reason of my absence is mainly due to holidays overseas, cousins, and returning to school only to have several assignments piled on me in the first day. Uhuh. My life DOES suck
Secondly, my mind is sorta being blown right now. Why?
Well, could you ever imagine that a band could possibly cover any of Queen and get away with it? P!nk had a close shave on her Aussie tour covering Bohemian Rhapsody. While she pulled it off amazingly in typical badass P!nk fashion, I very nearly wet myself worrying that it would all go to shit.
But imagine covering WE WILL ROCK YOU and getting away with it.
I mean, that song is fucking WIN. You cannot IMPROVE We Will Rock You. You'd be lucky if you pulled it off without sounding like a try-hard.
So how in the HELL did Nickelback manage it?!
Not that I don't like Nickelback. Nickelback pwn. They be teh epic sauce. But it had never occurred to me that ANY band would dare cover such a song of win, ever..
But, in all their badass fashion, Nickelback attempted it.
And, if I dare say so, they pulled it off pretty damn well. In fact, at risk of being condemned by the music-gods up in the ether and Queen fans alike, I think Nickelback very nearly did better.
I mean, not only did Nickelback manage to retain the pure hardcore energy of the song, that amazing energy that makes you leap up off your feet screaming YEAH! and stamping your feet, but they also put a modern badass 2000's twist on the song with the polished touches and techno voice-editing. Not too OTT, but not too stingy. Not too careless, but not tryhard either.
And of course, the lead singer's voice (STILL don't know his name!) matches the song perfectly. I don't know how they did it, but they got a voice out of a million that could match the song perfectly. It didn't have to sound like Freddie Mercury (which it most certainly never could), but still matches the song perfectly.
So yes. Nickelback blows my mind yet again with their ability to cover immortal songs WITHOUT ruining them.
Either way, this rant needs to END..
Missed y'all in my long absence, by the way. Holidays get quiet. Too quiet. o.0
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Of course, the reason of my absence is mainly due to holidays overseas, cousins, and returning to school only to have several assignments piled on me in the first day. Uhuh. My life DOES suck
Secondly, my mind is sorta being blown right now. Why?
Well, could you ever imagine that a band could possibly cover any of Queen and get away with it? P!nk had a close shave on her Aussie tour covering Bohemian Rhapsody. While she pulled it off amazingly in typical badass P!nk fashion, I very nearly wet myself worrying that it would all go to shit.
But imagine covering WE WILL ROCK YOU and getting away with it.
I mean, that song is fucking WIN. You cannot IMPROVE We Will Rock You. You'd be lucky if you pulled it off without sounding like a try-hard.
So how in the HELL did Nickelback manage it?!
Not that I don't like Nickelback. Nickelback pwn. They be teh epic sauce. But it had never occurred to me that ANY band would dare cover such a song of win, ever..
But, in all their badass fashion, Nickelback attempted it.
And, if I dare say so, they pulled it off pretty damn well. In fact, at risk of being condemned by the music-gods up in the ether and Queen fans alike, I think Nickelback very nearly did better.
I mean, not only did Nickelback manage to retain the pure hardcore energy of the song, that amazing energy that makes you leap up off your feet screaming YEAH! and stamping your feet, but they also put a modern badass 2000's twist on the song with the polished touches and techno voice-editing. Not too OTT, but not too stingy. Not too careless, but not tryhard either.
And of course, the lead singer's voice (STILL don't know his name!) matches the song perfectly. I don't know how they did it, but they got a voice out of a million that could match the song perfectly. It didn't have to sound like Freddie Mercury (which it most certainly never could), but still matches the song perfectly.
So yes. Nickelback blows my mind yet again with their ability to cover immortal songs WITHOUT ruining them.
Either way, this rant needs to END..
Missed y'all in my long absence, by the way. Holidays get quiet. Too quiet. o.0
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Hmm.
There is a person who can truly tame The Aliway after all.
Well, properly, anyway.
A few, actually.
Master #1 - me ol' buddy Kyrie. Not her real name. How did she tame me? Heheh. Lemme tell you now - when someone sticks a price sticker of $7.50 on your forehead, you are NOT ACTUALLY FOR SALE..
I'm not even kidding, you should read the contract we wrote! o.0 MY SOUL IS HERS.
Master #2 - Haha, now, THIS kid knows me. My best friend Saji. How did she tame me? Hehe. She won over my affections simply by displaying an overly enthusiastic extreme interest in my, er, somewhat strange fingers. Y'know. The ones that bend backwards and here there everywhere in all sorts of retarded ways. May post a vid someday. They're creepy. But naturally, several years later, and we're still tight. Minus the various petty retarded fights... =P "NO GERARD'S HAIR IS BETTER THAN DAVEY'S!!!" "FUCK OFF, DAVEY'S HAIR IS SO MUCH FUCKIN' COOLER!!!"
Master #3 - Lol. I love this kid. Teh Bonmeister. Don't ask me how she tamed me. She just did. =P
Master #4 - My darling wife and spiritual twin sister CASSIE. The wife/twin thing is a joke. Her plush toy Roxas is our incest baby. How did she tame me? Well, once we met at Relay For Life and discovered our unnerving similarity to each other (both loving highfives, dark music, anime, fanfic, and having the exact same sense of humour etc), I was GONE..
Master #5. Aha, this is pathetic. Recent buddy Baxter. How did he tame me? Easy. Whenever I get pissed at him/disagree with him, as the loaded-up-on-cash-cuz-my-dad's-a-fuckin-surgeon dude he is, he shoves a Coke in my face. And naturally, I'm like MIIINE!!! Instant mollification right there. =P
So yeah. Looks like I really can be tamed after all... DO NOT BLACKMAIL ME WITH THIS! XD
Picture Caption - one of my many masters, Teh Bonmeister. With her beloved husband Teh Bamboo. Those two are freakin' tight.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Well, properly, anyway.
A few, actually.
Master #1 - me ol' buddy Kyrie. Not her real name. How did she tame me? Heheh. Lemme tell you now - when someone sticks a price sticker of $7.50 on your forehead, you are NOT ACTUALLY FOR SALE..
I'm not even kidding, you should read the contract we wrote! o.0 MY SOUL IS HERS.
Master #2 - Haha, now, THIS kid knows me. My best friend Saji. How did she tame me? Hehe. She won over my affections simply by displaying an overly enthusiastic extreme interest in my, er, somewhat strange fingers. Y'know. The ones that bend backwards and here there everywhere in all sorts of retarded ways. May post a vid someday. They're creepy. But naturally, several years later, and we're still tight. Minus the various petty retarded fights... =P "NO GERARD'S HAIR IS BETTER THAN DAVEY'S!!!" "FUCK OFF, DAVEY'S HAIR IS SO MUCH FUCKIN' COOLER!!!"
Master #3 - Lol. I love this kid. Teh Bonmeister. Don't ask me how she tamed me. She just did. =P
Master #4 - My darling wife and spiritual twin sister CASSIE. The wife/twin thing is a joke. Her plush toy Roxas is our incest baby. How did she tame me? Well, once we met at Relay For Life and discovered our unnerving similarity to each other (both loving highfives, dark music, anime, fanfic, and having the exact same sense of humour etc), I was GONE..
Master #5. Aha, this is pathetic. Recent buddy Baxter. How did he tame me? Easy. Whenever I get pissed at him/disagree with him, as the loaded-up-on-cash-cuz-my-dad's-a-fuckin-surgeon dude he is, he shoves a Coke in my face. And naturally, I'm like MIIINE!!! Instant mollification right there. =P
So yeah. Looks like I really can be tamed after all... DO NOT BLACKMAIL ME WITH THIS! XD
Picture Caption - one of my many masters, Teh Bonmeister. With her beloved husband Teh Bamboo. Those two are freakin' tight.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
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