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The Aliway is a strange creature feeding predominantly on Coca Cola, Skittles and 2-minute noodles. The Aliway tends to obsess majorly over various mangas, My Chemical Romance, and Beetlejuice. Her habits include sitting at a computer in most of her free time, sleeping, struggling through school, drawing, practising piano and listening to music. To tame The Aliway, simply give bottle of Coke or express love for either My Chemical Romance or anime/manga. Common vocalizations - "Lol", "I LOST THE GAME", "zomygod GEE", and also "Yo.. I see your Coke.. caring is sharing...!"

Monday, February 22, 2010

PH33R ME, ALMIGHTY COOKIE.

Ooh, check it. This is the true and terrible extent of my addiction. That is all the coke I have drunk in the past week. As in, since Sunday... o_O
SOMEBODY STOP MEH.
I swear, one day my kidneys are just gonna go "Suck it, bitch!!" and give out on me, what with all the chemicals and sugar and shit they have to deal with, not to mention the dehydration that comes AFTER drinking five cans of coke. Meh. Means I get a new kidney to torture 8D
And anybody ever notice how similar 'coke can' sounds to 'cocaine'..? Say it out loud, I dare you.



Oh, and my freakin' stalker started up with the creepiness again. Fuck it. What is it with this kid?! Like, I can't go two metres without turning around to die of a heart attack 'cause she's practically freakin' breathing down my neck behind me... that's just not fuckin' RIGHT!! o.0 Creeps the hell out of me, seriously, does this kid not understand the concept of PERSONAL SPACE? I have a BUBBLE. It's MY bubble. And she's INVADING IT. YEAAARGH. STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN' BUBBLE. MYYY BUBBLE MY BUBBLE MY BUBBLE.......... My bubble. *Finding Nemo moment o.0*

Oh. And for the record. EMO'S ARE FRIENDS - NOT FOOD.
>:D

~lylt,
The Aliway.

2 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAH! Bubble XD that cute..

    Aha. KOKE-KAN!!

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  2. thanks! xD lol yeah, it's amusing saying it quickly out loud and seeing the looks you get from people thinking you're saying 'cocaine'..... o_O

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