And now, ladies and gentlemen, for an avalanche of CHEESE.

Cuz cheese is the epic sauce.
Well, life has been more or less sucky to talk about, due to various assignments, school, and other pressures, so I won't talk about that ^^
I will, however, talk about...
Something.
Wow. School really has taken over my life o.0 THE CALAMITY.
WAIT!!! I remember now! Today is the day.. THAT I TRY ON NEW BOOTS!!
Let me explain. I recently compiled a list of items that I would have liked for my birthday (which is on June 6 for all those who love me =P). This list, unfortunately, was more or less extravagant since I have unfortunately extravagant tastes. I mean, my favourite food is smoked salmon; I recently developed a taste for brandy (neat at that!!); I use expensive shampoos; my straightener is GHD.. well, you get the picture. For someone with my mediocre middle-class lifestyle, I'm a bit of a diva. Not a good thing.
So my list had stuff like, oh, wireless ear/headphones ($150 retail price), Adobe Illustrator ($250), good-quality stereo speakers for my iPod..


And a pair of $75 boots.
Now, these are not just ANY boots. These are BOOTS OF AWESOME. See the pic to the left? Or right? Or whatever? Of marvellous hot male diva Gerard Way with the Iggy Pop t-shirt and funny hair? (Well not THAT funny cuz he cut it, oddly, similar to mine ^^ THOUGH HE FORGOT THE FRINGE. DAMN YOU GEE!!!... wait, maybe I'm just being overly pernickety and his hair doesn't look like mine at all... MEH.)
Well, this man is also wearing a pair of boots strikingly like the boots on my birthday list. So I'll use him as an example to give you an idea what my babies are like.
They're not combat boots like his, but very similar. They're also laced differently. But anyway.

My mother glanced over this list with a look of ever-growing concern and worry for this deranged child with extravagant tastes, probably with the words "DIVA MUCH??!!?!?!?!" flashing across her brain. With this list in hand, she tentatively pointed out the cheapest item there -
The Boots Of Awesome.
"Ali, darling.. how about we get you these for your birthday? For now, of course?"
Well, while I was sorta banking on the Adobe Illustrator side of things, I was still ecstatic. THE BOOTS OF AWESOME WERE TO BE MINE!!

So yus. Today my mother and I will go down to the store and buy these boots of awesome. Then they will be locked in a cupboard somewhere, never again to see the light of day until that fateful day where a Diva Of Random was born.

Ahahahaha. 8D

~lylt,
The Aliway.