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The Aliway is a strange creature feeding predominantly on Coca Cola, Skittles and 2-minute noodles. The Aliway tends to obsess majorly over various mangas, My Chemical Romance, and Beetlejuice. Her habits include sitting at a computer in most of her free time, sleeping, struggling through school, drawing, practising piano and listening to music. To tame The Aliway, simply give bottle of Coke or express love for either My Chemical Romance or anime/manga. Common vocalizations - "Lol", "I LOST THE GAME", "zomygod GEE", and also "Yo.. I see your Coke.. caring is sharing...!"

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Hmm.

There is a person who can truly tame The Aliway after all.
Well, properly, anyway.
A few, actually.

Master #1 - me ol' buddy Kyrie. Not her real name. How did she tame me? Heheh. Lemme tell you now - when someone sticks a price sticker of $7.50 on your forehead, you are NOT ACTUALLY FOR SALE..
I'm not even kidding, you should read the contract we wrote! o.0 MY SOUL IS HERS.

Master #2 - Haha, now, THIS kid knows me. My best friend Saji. How did she tame me? Hehe. She won over my affections simply by displaying an overly enthusiastic extreme interest in my, er, somewhat strange fingers. Y'know. The ones that bend backwards and here there everywhere in all sorts of retarded ways. May post a vid someday. They're creepy. But naturally, several years later, and we're still tight. Minus the various petty retarded fights... =P "NO GERARD'S HAIR IS BETTER THAN DAVEY'S!!!" "FUCK OFF, DAVEY'S HAIR IS SO MUCH FUCKIN' COOLER!!!"

Master #3 - Lol. I love this kid. Teh Bonmeister. Don't ask me how she tamed me. She just did. =P

Master #4 - My darling wife and spiritual twin sister CASSIE. The wife/twin thing is a joke. Her plush toy Roxas is our incest baby. How did she tame me? Well, once we met at Relay For Life and discovered our unnerving similarity to each other (both loving highfives, dark music, anime, fanfic, and having the exact same sense of humour etc), I was GONE..

Master #5. Aha, this is pathetic. Recent buddy Baxter. How did he tame me? Easy. Whenever I get pissed at him/disagree with him, as the loaded-up-on-cash-cuz-my-dad's-a-fuckin-surgeon dude he is, he shoves a Coke in my face. And naturally, I'm like MIIINE!!! Instant mollification right there. =P

So yeah. Looks like I really can be tamed after all... DO NOT BLACKMAIL ME WITH THIS! XD

Picture Caption - one of my many masters, Teh Bonmeister. With her beloved husband Teh Bamboo. Those two are freakin' tight.

~lylt,
The Aliway.
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