After all, who could possibly forget this classic.
Gary Brolsma; pure genius.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Gettin' my nerd on.
Annnnnnd.... seeing as Youtube's a bitch and wouldn't give me an embed code for this one... Weird Al Yankovich in White & Nerdy. Best. Video. Ever. Link.
Just to annoy you all. >:]
In order to answer any questions about the first video - Yes. I like Basshunter. No, that's not some crazy made-up language, I'm pretty sure that's actually Dutch. Yes, it's nerdy - it's about a video game, come on!
And of course I have a secret fetish for the next song. Weird Al makes my fuckin' LIFE.
I want his sweat jacket thing. I REALLY want it.
Hope that little moment of nerdiness made your day as much as it made mine.
A moment of nerdiness - brought to you by The Aliway™.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, September 6, 2010
This man made my life. >:]
Baha. This man is the creator of Dear Girls Above Me, a brilliant source of entertainment since my recent cyber-incarceration. Thankfully, this site has not yet been lost to the wrath of the evil blocking Getbusi server, the lethal and bitch-cunt weapon that my school's tech-man uses to make our lives miserable. Thankfully, it has remained open and available for me to laugh my ass off at. Thankyou, Charlie McDowell, for making my life.
Plus, your dog is adorable.
And you got sick moves, bro.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Heh.
Seeing as I'm now blocked from all other communication points in my life, I may have to revert to this blog as a safety line. I mean, I do have some sanity yet left to maintain. I'd like to hang onto it, thankyou very fucking much.
Shame nobody reads this.. since this is the next-best thing to an S.O.S.... TT-TT
Dinner was, of course, utter fucking shite. Charming stuff, also took us about an hour to get fed. Thankyou, NEGS kitchen catering services, your shit management and catering is utterly phenomenal... in its ability to fail.
Oh, and I sent a VERY angry email to one of the few males in our school, Mr. David Rose, the douche who runs our internet and so has blocked all of my access points to the outside world. Thankyou very much, lord Prick. Of course I didn't call him that in the email, since I actually WANT MY LIFE AND SANITY BACK, but you know.
You get the picture. I will seriously die if I can only access my life during the weekends, it may well just crush what little will to live I have left. Considering the food's destroyed most of it, it's probably safer to try and keep as much as possible, so it's actually kind of life-threatening that everything's been blocked, you know? Fuckin' dangerous.
Anyhow. Better get back to the real world... and studying. @_@ Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Will keep you posted on my bid to get my life and sanity back.
Oh. And the mychemicalromance.com website is the same. I'm getting really sick of that fucking t.v. I want my Community and thus my annoying fangirl blogs back.
~lylt,
A Still Pissed Aliway.
Shame nobody reads this.. since this is the next-best thing to an S.O.S.... TT-TT
Dinner was, of course, utter fucking shite. Charming stuff, also took us about an hour to get fed. Thankyou, NEGS kitchen catering services, your shit management and catering is utterly phenomenal... in its ability to fail.
Oh, and I sent a VERY angry email to one of the few males in our school, Mr. David Rose, the douche who runs our internet and so has blocked all of my access points to the outside world. Thankyou very much, lord Prick. Of course I didn't call him that in the email, since I actually WANT MY LIFE AND SANITY BACK, but you know.
You get the picture. I will seriously die if I can only access my life during the weekends, it may well just crush what little will to live I have left. Considering the food's destroyed most of it, it's probably safer to try and keep as much as possible, so it's actually kind of life-threatening that everything's been blocked, you know? Fuckin' dangerous.
Anyhow. Better get back to the real world... and studying. @_@ Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Will keep you posted on my bid to get my life and sanity back.
Oh. And the mychemicalromance.com website is the same. I'm getting really sick of that fucking t.v. I want my Community and thus my annoying fangirl blogs back.
~lylt,
A Still Pissed Aliway.
And so they destroy the last frontier.
Bitch fuck cunt fuckin' jeesus mothertruckin goddamn...
The bitches.
They blocked EVERYTHING.
Anything in which I may be able to broadcast myself into the outer world has been taken away. Twitter; DeviantArt; Facebook; even Yahoo mail.
The cunts are gonna pay.
They even blocked educational sites like Sparknotes - wtf? I actually NEED Sparknotes to study.
AND THEY BLOCKED DEVIANTART.
I'm actually so upset and pissed that I'm crying. DeviantArt! They blocked it FULL TIME. How could they do that to me?! I'm an artist, I need my fucking outlets!
Ok, so I dealt with it when they blocked twitter. You know what, I could deal. It was bearable. With facebook... not so bearable. Painful, but manageable.
And now... they hit hard. A low blow.
They've blocked just about everything that keeps me relatively sane. Deviantart, FMyLife, Twitter, everything.
And of course Mychem is still all weird with the t.v and everything, and nobody can access the Community section anymore (or any other section for that matter, what with the strange happenings) so I can't vent there either.
So lost...
I really need my DeviantArt right now.
FUCKING - CUNT - BITCHES!!!
I mean, really! Was that even NECESSARY?
I feel like marching over and kicking that Mr. Rose guy where it hurts. How dare he block the last few sources of sweet sanity! I'm going fucking crazy here!
Grrrr. I'm literally about to cry. I really need some chocolate.
=(
~lylt,
A Very Fucking Pissed Aliway.
The bitches.
They blocked EVERYTHING.
Anything in which I may be able to broadcast myself into the outer world has been taken away. Twitter; DeviantArt; Facebook; even Yahoo mail.
The cunts are gonna pay.
They even blocked educational sites like Sparknotes - wtf? I actually NEED Sparknotes to study.
AND THEY BLOCKED DEVIANTART.
I'm actually so upset and pissed that I'm crying. DeviantArt! They blocked it FULL TIME. How could they do that to me?! I'm an artist, I need my fucking outlets!
Ok, so I dealt with it when they blocked twitter. You know what, I could deal. It was bearable. With facebook... not so bearable. Painful, but manageable.
And now... they hit hard. A low blow.
They've blocked just about everything that keeps me relatively sane. Deviantart, FMyLife, Twitter, everything.
And of course Mychem is still all weird with the t.v and everything, and nobody can access the Community section anymore (or any other section for that matter, what with the strange happenings) so I can't vent there either.
So lost...
I really need my DeviantArt right now.
FUCKING - CUNT - BITCHES!!!
I mean, really! Was that even NECESSARY?
I feel like marching over and kicking that Mr. Rose guy where it hurts. How dare he block the last few sources of sweet sanity! I'm going fucking crazy here!
Grrrr. I'm literally about to cry. I really need some chocolate.
=(
~lylt,
A Very Fucking Pissed Aliway.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
A note on last post.
Yeah, I was a little harsh on this Eliza Cuts woman...
But hear me out. About two seconds after I posted the last post, I was directed to THIS link here.
Ok, I didn't know the woman had a brain. Considering that the story was the first thing I'd heard out of her, well, mouth (I guess..), you can imagine I didn't think she had much going for her, intellectually speaking. And you all know I'm pretty harsh on dumbasses.
Well, the link (which shows a sort of interview with Eliza about her relationship with ol' Gee) showed me that, well, she's a little smarter than your average vegetable. Certainly a little naive (did she EXPECT to get love and warmth and kisses for posting some thinly-veiled account of her relationship with another person? A great long detailed one at that? Posting personal shit on the interwebs like that gets one NOWHERE), but otherwise not as spastic and crazy as she appeared to be in her story.
Well, that's fine. It's all well and good if you wanna write some thinly veiled account of your relationship with another person. You gotta get shit out, GET it out. Write it down; I applaud her for that much.
My problem? The fact that she posted the thing all over the internet. Now, even I'm not that goddamn much of an idiot. Harsh of me, but it's true.
One; don't expect people to like it or respond warmly if it's written with the skill of a ten-year-old. Secondly; personal shit like that, you don't want total strangers reading that on the internet - do you really want people you don't even KNOW looking at the in-depth details of your relationship with someone else, which is supposed to be between you and that person anyway? Thirdly; don't expect people to write long loving understanding comments of your crisis, pat you on the back and give you a cookie.
Though cookies are nice.
Don't POST it where everyone can read it. Honestly, it does no good - just earns a bunch of trolls. And personal shit like that.. it's like posting your secret diary online. It's just stupid, really.
Amazingly, she was shocked at how horrible people were to her about it when she posted it. Number one - TROLLS. Enough said. Number two - people who hear funny rumours about someone cheating on a certain other (*cough*muchbelovedbyfans*cough*) someone tend to get.. er... violent.
And besides, people don't tend to react so warmly to such personal stuff. Maybe they JUST DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, you know? Get a grip on your levels of privacy, woman, the world does NOT need to know, well, everything. They think they do, but seriously, they don't.
Ok. I think that's my two cents there. Troll me if you like, but at least I give reason for my rhyme =/
~lylt,
The Aliway.
But hear me out. About two seconds after I posted the last post, I was directed to THIS link here.
Ok, I didn't know the woman had a brain. Considering that the story was the first thing I'd heard out of her, well, mouth (I guess..), you can imagine I didn't think she had much going for her, intellectually speaking. And you all know I'm pretty harsh on dumbasses.
Well, the link (which shows a sort of interview with Eliza about her relationship with ol' Gee) showed me that, well, she's a little smarter than your average vegetable. Certainly a little naive (did she EXPECT to get love and warmth and kisses for posting some thinly-veiled account of her relationship with another person? A great long detailed one at that? Posting personal shit on the interwebs like that gets one NOWHERE), but otherwise not as spastic and crazy as she appeared to be in her story.
Well, that's fine. It's all well and good if you wanna write some thinly veiled account of your relationship with another person. You gotta get shit out, GET it out. Write it down; I applaud her for that much.
My problem? The fact that she posted the thing all over the internet. Now, even I'm not that goddamn much of an idiot. Harsh of me, but it's true.
One; don't expect people to like it or respond warmly if it's written with the skill of a ten-year-old. Secondly; personal shit like that, you don't want total strangers reading that on the internet - do you really want people you don't even KNOW looking at the in-depth details of your relationship with someone else, which is supposed to be between you and that person anyway? Thirdly; don't expect people to write long loving understanding comments of your crisis, pat you on the back and give you a cookie.
Though cookies are nice.
Don't POST it where everyone can read it. Honestly, it does no good - just earns a bunch of trolls. And personal shit like that.. it's like posting your secret diary online. It's just stupid, really.
Amazingly, she was shocked at how horrible people were to her about it when she posted it. Number one - TROLLS. Enough said. Number two - people who hear funny rumours about someone cheating on a certain other (*cough*muchbelovedbyfans*cough*) someone tend to get.. er... violent.
And besides, people don't tend to react so warmly to such personal stuff. Maybe they JUST DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, you know? Get a grip on your levels of privacy, woman, the world does NOT need to know, well, everything. They think they do, but seriously, they don't.
Ok. I think that's my two cents there. Troll me if you like, but at least I give reason for my rhyme =/
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Adieu, my dear poor departed brain cells. I'll miss you greatly.
Man, if I knew earlier that Eliza Cuts wrote some crazy-ass story about her relationship with Gerard Way, I'd have read it a lot earlier rather than destroy my brain now, RIGHT before exams...
This is some CRAZY shit. I'm literally shocked at how badly this was written. If I didn't know she'd written it, I'd have thought maybe a twelve-year-old would have written it - not a full-grown woman!
Hell, even I can write better than this, and I'm what, sixteen?
Can't believe I ONLY just found this. xD
(ahem, linky-link here? =] teehee.)
It's crazy. And strange. And gave me a good laugh - Black Pyjama Party? Oh gee, very nice. I could never have believed that the story was about YOU, of COURSE, not with the main character's name being Emma... and no, not with her dear object of desire being in a band called Black Pyjama Party. Black PYJAMA PARTY?! Man...
Woman, you are crazy and obsessed and seriously need a psychiatrist. This isn't healthy.
Now, onto the slight matter of the few remaining brain cells left in my head... my head hurts... @_@
~lylt,
The Aliway.
This is some CRAZY shit. I'm literally shocked at how badly this was written. If I didn't know she'd written it, I'd have thought maybe a twelve-year-old would have written it - not a full-grown woman!
Hell, even I can write better than this, and I'm what, sixteen?
Can't believe I ONLY just found this. xD
(ahem, linky-link here? =] teehee.)
It's crazy. And strange. And gave me a good laugh - Black Pyjama Party? Oh gee, very nice. I could never have believed that the story was about YOU, of COURSE, not with the main character's name being Emma... and no, not with her dear object of desire being in a band called Black Pyjama Party. Black PYJAMA PARTY?! Man...
Woman, you are crazy and obsessed and seriously need a psychiatrist. This isn't healthy.
Now, onto the slight matter of the few remaining brain cells left in my head... my head hurts... @_@
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, August 16, 2010
YOOOOOO!
Would you believe how long it's been?! Man, apparently my last blog post was in July. I'M BEHIND, MAAAAN.
Anyway. Holidays were cool, went to Liverpool as promised AND got a ton of Beatles stuff. Mainly badges, stuff like that. We also went to the Cavern for a drink, we got to see a live band playing. Best fifteen minutes of my life, it was amazing.
Also got a little thing called a WONDERBRA. o_0 Would you believe how epic THOSE things are?! Rather alarming how epic they are, actually. Whenever I wear it, every time I look down I'm like OMAIGODBEWBS. WAIT. THOSE ARE MINE. O_O'''''
Slightly offputting. But it IS amazingly comfortable. And strangely good at transforming those silly things on my chest into something that's... certainly not so bad looking. Quote my sister - "...whoah. It makes you look like you actually have boobs.. that's kind of trippy."
Yeah. Gotta love sisters. -.-
Better than ol' manwhore, though. My new nickname for past flame, by the way (it actually really offends him - he nearly blocked me until I worked out he was offended by it - so don't tell him I still call him that =P). I was trying to talk to him on facebook, but be was too busy being a manwhore and looking at cars and boobs. I said "Boo!". So he says "No. Only if you have boobs." "Dude, I am a female you know." "..OHMYGODWHENDIDTHATHAPPEN?!"
Ahhh.. males...
On other news, I have been rather busy - hence lack of posts. Schoolwork tends to drain the soul, you know. Speaking of soul-draining I finally finished Dracula - EPIC BOOK. TRES EPIC. READ IT. REAAAAD IIIIIIT. Plus, if you're into Freudian stuff, then from your viewpoint this book has more sex than your average blood-drenched orgy. >:]
Seriously. Freudian critics go NUTS over this book. It's crazy. You know, Sigmund Freud, the weird psychoanalyst dude who basically thinks that EVERYTHING is a metaphor for sex. He probably would have considered Dracula to be, like, hardcore sadist porn. BLOOD, ORGY, FORCED ORAL AND RAPE, BEAUTIFUL RAPE... where was I..?
Anyway. Oh, and I was also sick before. Felt like utter shit this morning, but ahh, the joys of sleeping all day. I officially feel, mental-like, a new human being. Sure, my body's still an utterly useless fail of failness in the way of health, but hey. =]
So, I better shut up, and let you all be. Don'tcha love updates?!
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Anyway. Holidays were cool, went to Liverpool as promised AND got a ton of Beatles stuff. Mainly badges, stuff like that. We also went to the Cavern for a drink, we got to see a live band playing. Best fifteen minutes of my life, it was amazing.
Also got a little thing called a WONDERBRA. o_0 Would you believe how epic THOSE things are?! Rather alarming how epic they are, actually. Whenever I wear it, every time I look down I'm like OMAIGODBEWBS. WAIT. THOSE ARE MINE. O_O'''''
Slightly offputting. But it IS amazingly comfortable. And strangely good at transforming those silly things on my chest into something that's... certainly not so bad looking. Quote my sister - "...whoah. It makes you look like you actually have boobs.. that's kind of trippy."
Yeah. Gotta love sisters. -.-
Better than ol' manwhore, though. My new nickname for past flame, by the way (it actually really offends him - he nearly blocked me until I worked out he was offended by it - so don't tell him I still call him that =P). I was trying to talk to him on facebook, but be was too busy being a manwhore and looking at cars and boobs. I said "Boo!". So he says "No. Only if you have boobs." "Dude, I am a female you know." "..OHMYGODWHENDIDTHATHAPPEN?!"
Ahhh.. males...
On other news, I have been rather busy - hence lack of posts. Schoolwork tends to drain the soul, you know. Speaking of soul-draining I finally finished Dracula - EPIC BOOK. TRES EPIC. READ IT. REAAAAD IIIIIIT. Plus, if you're into Freudian stuff, then from your viewpoint this book has more sex than your average blood-drenched orgy. >:]
Seriously. Freudian critics go NUTS over this book. It's crazy. You know, Sigmund Freud, the weird psychoanalyst dude who basically thinks that EVERYTHING is a metaphor for sex. He probably would have considered Dracula to be, like, hardcore sadist porn. BLOOD, ORGY, FORCED ORAL AND RAPE, BEAUTIFUL RAPE... where was I..?
Anyway. Oh, and I was also sick before. Felt like utter shit this morning, but ahh, the joys of sleeping all day. I officially feel, mental-like, a new human being. Sure, my body's still an utterly useless fail of failness in the way of health, but hey. =]
So, I better shut up, and let you all be. Don'tcha love updates?!
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
...I'm toasty snuggly warm.
It's cold. And I spent all day freezing cold outside. But all is forgiven, because now I have a heater and a blanket and a laptop and I'm TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
I'll be saying that a lot.
TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
I love heaters.
.....TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
That and I discovered something amazing. Track pants. I.e. my mum's track pants. Now I don't wear trackies because Ifind them tacky and I prefer jeans anyway, but these trackies are like... TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM. And really, REALLY comfy.
And the phone just rang. But I'm not picking it up. Because I'm TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
Okay. Enough with the TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM business. I'll shut up now. =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
I'll be saying that a lot.
TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
I love heaters.
.....TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
That and I discovered something amazing. Track pants. I.e. my mum's track pants. Now I don't wear trackies because Ifind them tacky and I prefer jeans anyway, but these trackies are like... TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM. And really, REALLY comfy.
And the phone just rang. But I'm not picking it up. Because I'm TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM.
Okay. Enough with the TOASTYSNUGGLYWARM business. I'll shut up now. =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Oh look. Tis shiny.
So anyhowz.
Am drowning in schoolwork, crap, crushes, and - horror of horrors - athletics carnivals! Fun! @_@
Not to mention I keep having trippy dreams. The other night, it was a strange cross between The Little Mermaid and Pocahontas, last night it was shopping for Harry Potter memorabilia and child-pervert aliens. Don't ask. It was weird.
Oh, and I'm off to Scotland on Saturday. Cue screams of jealousy, because you know what? Along the way, we're stopping off in LONDON for awesome-tiemz.. and LIVERPOOL - yes, LIVERPOOL - for The Beatles awesomeness and basically soaking in the awesome leached by the town where the greatest band in the universe came from.
It shall be amazing.
And my birthday wasn't bad either, for the record. No creepy curses coming into effect, and what's more, I realised that I'm now OFFICIALLY LEGALLY ALLOWED to give blood. I've been waiting to be able to give blood for years!! I always wanted to give blood, specially since I have half a chance of having my mother's blood type - which is a universal type, either O- or O+. She can't remember which one, but I REALLY hope I've got her blood type. That'd be awesome - I'd actually be useful for something, and be able to do something really special for other people.
So yeah, things have been cool lately, and I'm glad about that.
So YEAAAAHHHHHHH. See you in LIVERPOOL, BITCHES. >:]
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Giving me hope.
You know when a song just clicks with you? When you hear it and feel like it was written for you to hear it? When it came at a time when you most needed it?
Eminem just did that for me.
This video made me cry. Hell, that part where he's breaking down the brick wall just... clicked. My mum.. when the whole divorce shit went down, she suddenly started going on about brick walls. About getting past her brick walls and stuff. We were watching Run Fatboy Run on the plane and my mum pointed out when he came up against a brick wall, saying"That's like my brick wall, and I'm going to get past it."
We're still taking down the wall, brick by brick. It's getting there, slowly.
It feels like, in my head, Eminem broke down the rest. In the video when he pushes down the brick wall, it feels like it's my wall he's pushed down.
How did Eminem know to write this song? What told him I needed it? It's like.. even though he's never heard of me, I've never met him, never seen him ever or anything, no WAY he could have heard of me, he STILL knew to write it because someone needed it.
If I ever do meet him, the first thing I'm saying is thankyou.Thankyou Eminem, for helping me break down the brick wall.
Strange how some things just seem so... personal.
Funny how Eminem can sell out without actually selling out. My friend sent me this song saying "He sounds like Chris Brown with a serious case of bad mouth!!" And yeah, it's like a really angry Chris Brown. But more like a fuck-you-Chris-Brown-I-can-rip-you-off-and-still-sound-better kind of thing, and at the same time, he's able to connect.
Funny how Eminem's most 'sell-out' song according to my friends happens to be the one which makes the connection best.
Sorry for ranting...
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
And now for an edition of.... EPIC TIEMZ.
One. Day. If I ever need to quit my job, THIS is how I'm gonna do it. IN DETAIL. Stereo speakers and everything!!
Wait. This will be how I end school. YES!
Well. Maybe I'll have to rectify the words-scrawled-on-chest-part.. seeing as I'm, er, female.... o_O But anyway!
On other news. My birthday was good. Birthday party was terrific, and we learned something new - do NOT let 6'2'' males play Pin The Tail On The Donkey. Usually results in said male pinning tail on the ceiling. I'm not even kidding here. THE FREAKIN' CEILING.
The presents were good too, of course =P again, aforementioned 6'2'' male has no idea how to budget. I had to give him a LIST of things you can get under $30, and he STILL failed...
But it was still awesome. And.. so yeah. Now I'm apparently 16. Thankfully, nothing curse-worthy has happened yet.. *phew* I know, I know, I was actually worried about that... v_v But hey, anything can happen!!! And thank the GODS it didn't. =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Nooooo...
I have reached a most dark point in my life.
I just read the part in the manga Death Note where L dies.
Most devastating scene of my life. The spoon... falling... so.. slowly...
v_v
The world is in the depths of despair now.. no more L... I wish I never read that part, because now it means that I can't pretend L didn't die.
I read it - saw it! - with my own eyes! THE HORROR.
I'mma go, uh, cry now. v_v
R.I.P L.
And yes.. I am sad for only getting up to that part now. Can I mention that itty bitty little detail where I'm overloaded with schoolwork and get virtually no time to read manga? Only today did I get to catch up on five months worth of Vampire Knight =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
I just read the part in the manga Death Note where L dies.
Most devastating scene of my life. The spoon... falling... so.. slowly...
v_v
The world is in the depths of despair now.. no more L... I wish I never read that part, because now it means that I can't pretend L didn't die.
I read it - saw it! - with my own eyes! THE HORROR.
I'mma go, uh, cry now. v_v
R.I.P L.
And yes.. I am sad for only getting up to that part now. Can I mention that itty bitty little detail where I'm overloaded with schoolwork and get virtually no time to read manga? Only today did I get to catch up on five months worth of Vampire Knight =P
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Am I not just the most epic species on the planet?
Aha. Tonight, I must: Study for a maths test, of which I am likely to fail. Write up an entire 8-12 page essay for Extension English. and last but not least, finish an Art Essay. All of which being due; yes; tomorrow.
The funny thing is, I think I do some of my best work when I cram like this, lol. I'm motivated and stimulated by fear, it seems. Aha.
I just finished my Art essay and did some study for Maths, but I still need to do more study for the test AND do my 8-12 page essay. Worst thing is, I have terrible handwriting - tiny, squished-up and totally illegible. I wish my teacher luck on that, but that's not what I'm worried about - what I'm worried about is the fact that, to get anywhere over 8 pages, I'm gonna have to write like twice as much as all my classmates @_@ epic!!! Ugh.
Oh well. As they say, it's all in the introduction. xD
So for now I'm taking a break. I'll then grab a shower and a coffee and continue cramming.
Gotta love Year 11!! @_@
By the by. Image on right is the front of the invitations me and Jess drew up for our birthday party. I drew the front, she did the poem/invite/thingy on the back. This is the front which I drew. =P
Jess is the angelic happy blondie on the left. I am the confused/freaked/annoyed looking demon child on the left.
AIN'T WE NOT SEXEH???!!!!!
I know. It's alright. You don't have to tell me. We're amazing. ^_^
Enjoy your cheeseballs, yo.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
The funny thing is, I think I do some of my best work when I cram like this, lol. I'm motivated and stimulated by fear, it seems. Aha.
I just finished my Art essay and did some study for Maths, but I still need to do more study for the test AND do my 8-12 page essay. Worst thing is, I have terrible handwriting - tiny, squished-up and totally illegible. I wish my teacher luck on that, but that's not what I'm worried about - what I'm worried about is the fact that, to get anywhere over 8 pages, I'm gonna have to write like twice as much as all my classmates @_@ epic!!! Ugh.
Oh well. As they say, it's all in the introduction. xD
So for now I'm taking a break. I'll then grab a shower and a coffee and continue cramming.
Gotta love Year 11!! @_@
By the by. Image on right is the front of the invitations me and Jess drew up for our birthday party. I drew the front, she did the poem/invite/thingy on the back. This is the front which I drew. =P
Jess is the angelic happy blondie on the left. I am the confused/freaked/annoyed looking demon child on the left.
AIN'T WE NOT SEXEH???!!!!!
I know. It's alright. You don't have to tell me. We're amazing. ^_^
Enjoy your cheeseballs, yo.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Maybe it's just because it's almost my birthday and all...
But I keep having terrible visions of pricking my finger on a belt stud or safety pin and falling into an enchanted sleep only to be awoken by the kiss of some hot rockstar..
Not to mention being locked up in a fortress upon turning sixteen. Oh wait. I'm already in one, nevermind xDD (boarding school? Geddit? Geddit? Yes, first rule of good jokes is not explaining them. I be breakin' ALL dem rules.)
But yus. In about two (YES TWO!!!) weeks I come to an interesting turning point in my life. Last year was the end of being in the former half of youth (in my eyes, life ends at 30 - I turned 15 last year).
This year, I turn sixteen. Meaning I can, oh, go for my L plate. Possibly end up waking some dormant enchantment due to go off upon my sixteenth year.
I also turn, uh, legal. Y'know. Sex without parental consent and all that shizz. Not that I'll be worrying about that, hell no xD I mean, at the moment I'm stressing about what to do if someone asks me out. Let alone kisses me. Let alone getting down with teh shmexeh shmexeh tiemz. =P HUBBA FREAKIN' HUBBA, YO.
So a lot going on. Not to mention the birthday party. Now, this one was my twin sister's idea, so don't freak out on me - DISNEY-THEMED.
I KNOW.
IS IT NOT GOING TO BE THE MOST AMAZING FREAKIN' SWEET SIXTEENTH IN THE GODDAMN HISTORY OF THE PLANET?!
Oh HELL yeah.
Not sure what to go as, though. Costumes aren't exactly compulsory, but it's good to get into the theme. Currently running through my list here. Um. Captain Hook? Donald Duck? OOH. OOH. I KNOW. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.
Jjk.
=P
On another note. Breaking Benjamin + Naruto for the effing WIN. One of the most amazing AMV's I've ever seen. FTFW, yo.
Not to mention being locked up in a fortress upon turning sixteen. Oh wait. I'm already in one, nevermind xDD (boarding school? Geddit? Geddit? Yes, first rule of good jokes is not explaining them. I be breakin' ALL dem rules.)
But yus. In about two (YES TWO!!!) weeks I come to an interesting turning point in my life. Last year was the end of being in the former half of youth (in my eyes, life ends at 30 - I turned 15 last year).
This year, I turn sixteen. Meaning I can, oh, go for my L plate. Possibly end up waking some dormant enchantment due to go off upon my sixteenth year.
I also turn, uh, legal. Y'know. Sex without parental consent and all that shizz. Not that I'll be worrying about that, hell no xD I mean, at the moment I'm stressing about what to do if someone asks me out. Let alone kisses me. Let alone getting down with teh shmexeh shmexeh tiemz. =P HUBBA FREAKIN' HUBBA, YO.
So a lot going on. Not to mention the birthday party. Now, this one was my twin sister's idea, so don't freak out on me - DISNEY-THEMED.
I KNOW.
IS IT NOT GOING TO BE THE MOST AMAZING FREAKIN' SWEET SIXTEENTH IN THE GODDAMN HISTORY OF THE PLANET?!
Oh HELL yeah.
Not sure what to go as, though. Costumes aren't exactly compulsory, but it's good to get into the theme. Currently running through my list here. Um. Captain Hook? Donald Duck? OOH. OOH. I KNOW. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.
Jjk.
=P
On another note. Breaking Benjamin + Naruto for the effing WIN. One of the most amazing AMV's I've ever seen. FTFW, yo.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Hear the bass skinny waist now let's copy Poker-Face..
Today. Today, I shall learn to embed videos. >:D
Because firstly, it's high time I learned.
And secondly, I have a vid of awesome to grace you all with.
I mean, I cannot understand how I have not heard of Midnight Beast before. Their parody of Ke$ha's Tik Tok is fucking win. WIN!
On other news.
There is none.
>:]
Well, I got a poster in for my friend Bax's band. A gig they're doing - so Bax asked me to do the poster. I think (THINK!) he likes it. xD
And also it's time for me to go to bed. 11:30 is just way too late for a growing Aliway like myself. ^_^
And on another note.. my friends are fucking amazing. All of them. It will take me a while to stop loving their silly asses to death ~<3
I mean, come on. You're in a fight with someone, who then tells one of your best friends. This friend hears only one side of the story, and that is the side biased on the kid you're fighting with. And yet this friend still decides to take your side. Fucking amazing. How did I manage to be blessed with friends like that???
So thus. I doth end this blog.
And question - should I start spelling my name as the classic "The Aliway", or "Teh Aliway" for a randomesque twist? Let me know. Classic or randomesque?
Anyhow.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Because firstly, it's high time I learned.
And secondly, I have a vid of awesome to grace you all with.
I mean, I cannot understand how I have not heard of Midnight Beast before. Their parody of Ke$ha's Tik Tok is fucking win. WIN!
On other news.
There is none.
>:]
Well, I got a poster in for my friend Bax's band. A gig they're doing - so Bax asked me to do the poster. I think (THINK!) he likes it. xD
And also it's time for me to go to bed. 11:30 is just way too late for a growing Aliway like myself. ^_^
And on another note.. my friends are fucking amazing. All of them. It will take me a while to stop loving their silly asses to death ~<3
I mean, come on. You're in a fight with someone, who then tells one of your best friends. This friend hears only one side of the story, and that is the side biased on the kid you're fighting with. And yet this friend still decides to take your side. Fucking amazing. How did I manage to be blessed with friends like that???
So thus. I doth end this blog.
And question - should I start spelling my name as the classic "The Aliway", or "Teh Aliway" for a randomesque twist? Let me know. Classic or randomesque?
Anyhow.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Epic Cheeseload of Meep.
I have not blogged in the longest time. There is something very wrong here. o_O
Well, I am currently in Design and Technology, having an interesting kind of day xD
As for the lack of updates, I honestly do apologise. Things haven't been going smoothly lately. First my best friend since year 7 got expelled (didn't get to say goodbye TT-TT), I rediscovered an old crush from when I was about ten (O_O!!!!) and it seems like I'm falling all over again - which is BAD even though he still manages to be perfect and adorable - and THEN I had a major bitchfest with another best friend. A pretty big one. We haven't talked for a week. Which for us is a while since normally I cave and beg for either apologies or forgivenesses within two days.
Oh. And I've been overloaded with tons of work. =P
As for today however, I had an assessment...... of cooking. Yep, at my all-girls school. I don't blame you if this assessment sounds sexist. xD
But that went ok. And now I have a gorgeous plate of food which I shall eat for lunch, instead of the normal school food crap 8D
It was so weird cooking it though, because I've been watching Masterchef all week - during the WHOLE thing, I was expecting Gary to yell "People, we have twenty minutes on the clock, get cooking!" And then my spaghetti wasn't quite al-dente enough and I started freaking, thinking "OHMYGOD THE JUDGES ARE GONNA NOTICE OHMYGODOHMYGOD - wait. I'm not on Masterchef. Wtf?!"
ONTO HAPPIER NEWS! I had the funniest conversation with aforementioned crush last night. I stayed up til half past twelve last night on the phone with him. I discovered that he has changed MUCHLY since I last knew him.. it's weird, because we both changed heaps - and yet still changed in ways so that we can still have heaps in common and talk comfortably and everything.
Like, now he's a major nerd. It was so funny. He was telling me about the Rubber Band theory and how he's learning quantum physics.... xD He also wants to be an engineer, which honestly sounds cool - though he's up to his eyeballs in schoolwork to get there.
I also made us lose the Game. Then he told me about the thirty-minute grace period in which you can't lose the Game for half an hour after losing it - amazing much??? I was stumped. So we talked about the Game Rap. And how it would be such an epic song if not for the fact that you're losing the Game every time you listen to it xDDD
So, it's insane. We both play the Game. We both meow at random times and say meep. We're both relatively nerdy (though I think he sorta takes THAT prize for most nerdy =P). We're into ALL the same music - and we both prefer cats over dogs.
And... GAH. He's adorable.
But I don't wanna get my hopes up or anything. Like, he recently broke up with his gf so I don't know what that means in regards to me. He's certainly free, but he lives in South Australia - and I'm in NSW. Still very little chance even if he does like me back.
And I don't wanna kill my chances of at least being friends with him - the advantage being, we can't exactly break up. So it can't get all awkward and ex-ish. I don't want it to get awkward, ever. Friends with benefits maybe? Lawl. Did I honestly say that out loud? =P
So yeah. Long-lost love reappears.. interesting things happening.
This isn't the most random blog post, I'm afraid. Just me ranting on about my feelings =P but meh.
Oh yeah. And it's fucking FREEZING. xD like, my hands are like ice and I'm actually TYPING - moving them around. Pretty nuts. I hate Armidale weather.
So yus. Episode god-knows-what of my life. Enjoy. ^^
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Well, I am currently in Design and Technology, having an interesting kind of day xD
As for the lack of updates, I honestly do apologise. Things haven't been going smoothly lately. First my best friend since year 7 got expelled (didn't get to say goodbye TT-TT), I rediscovered an old crush from when I was about ten (O_O!!!!) and it seems like I'm falling all over again - which is BAD even though he still manages to be perfect and adorable - and THEN I had a major bitchfest with another best friend. A pretty big one. We haven't talked for a week. Which for us is a while since normally I cave and beg for either apologies or forgivenesses within two days.
Oh. And I've been overloaded with tons of work. =P
As for today however, I had an assessment...... of cooking. Yep, at my all-girls school. I don't blame you if this assessment sounds sexist. xD
But that went ok. And now I have a gorgeous plate of food which I shall eat for lunch, instead of the normal school food crap 8D
It was so weird cooking it though, because I've been watching Masterchef all week - during the WHOLE thing, I was expecting Gary to yell "People, we have twenty minutes on the clock, get cooking!" And then my spaghetti wasn't quite al-dente enough and I started freaking, thinking "OHMYGOD THE JUDGES ARE GONNA NOTICE OHMYGODOHMYGOD - wait. I'm not on Masterchef. Wtf?!"
ONTO HAPPIER NEWS! I had the funniest conversation with aforementioned crush last night. I stayed up til half past twelve last night on the phone with him. I discovered that he has changed MUCHLY since I last knew him.. it's weird, because we both changed heaps - and yet still changed in ways so that we can still have heaps in common and talk comfortably and everything.
Like, now he's a major nerd. It was so funny. He was telling me about the Rubber Band theory and how he's learning quantum physics.... xD He also wants to be an engineer, which honestly sounds cool - though he's up to his eyeballs in schoolwork to get there.
I also made us lose the Game. Then he told me about the thirty-minute grace period in which you can't lose the Game for half an hour after losing it - amazing much??? I was stumped. So we talked about the Game Rap. And how it would be such an epic song if not for the fact that you're losing the Game every time you listen to it xDDD
So, it's insane. We both play the Game. We both meow at random times and say meep. We're both relatively nerdy (though I think he sorta takes THAT prize for most nerdy =P). We're into ALL the same music - and we both prefer cats over dogs.
And... GAH. He's adorable.
But I don't wanna get my hopes up or anything. Like, he recently broke up with his gf so I don't know what that means in regards to me. He's certainly free, but he lives in South Australia - and I'm in NSW. Still very little chance even if he does like me back.
And I don't wanna kill my chances of at least being friends with him - the advantage being, we can't exactly break up. So it can't get all awkward and ex-ish. I don't want it to get awkward, ever. Friends with benefits maybe? Lawl. Did I honestly say that out loud? =P
So yeah. Long-lost love reappears.. interesting things happening.
This isn't the most random blog post, I'm afraid. Just me ranting on about my feelings =P but meh.
Oh yeah. And it's fucking FREEZING. xD like, my hands are like ice and I'm actually TYPING - moving them around. Pretty nuts. I hate Armidale weather.
So yus. Episode god-knows-what of my life. Enjoy. ^^
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, April 26, 2010
*LE GASP*
Whoah. My art book just fell down and scared the absolute living shit out of me. Heh. ^^;;;
Anyway. My main cause for blogging right at this very moment is to share with you a video of epic proportions. Yes; EPIC PROPORTIOOOONS.
Now, let this unthinkable concept sit in your mind for one moment. A rock/punk rock song... remixed as techno. I know. It may take some time for one to get such a concept around one's head.
Now that you've contemplated such an insane idea, let me put in the link to the most insane but awesome song of all time -
Techno remix of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
I KNOW.
ISN'T IT AMAZING??
It made my life.
Also. A touch of bad news. My best friend since year 5 got expelled for bringing pot into the school. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to her. The past three days have been a crazy rollercoaster of bipolar-like emotions, from songs and nasty comments plunging me into pits of depression, to a simple text message absolutely making my life.
So, I've been pretty upset. I won't load that onto you all, so I'll drop the subject. But yeah. Just to let you know, I guess. It hasn't been easy.
Also I made the executive decision to quit the Community Section of mychemicalromance.com for an unspecified period of time.
I have just become sick of all of the immature so-called 'true fans' who insist on calling me 'fake' for various reasons, along with "attention-seeking", "whiney", damn bitch", "judgemental', and various other such totally uncalled for descriptions of my person. Now, I would not call myself patient in any form of the word, but I think I handled this pretty well - I have tried to be polite to some and then told the plain bitch-ass truth to others.
Then such LOVELY people, for example my dear FAVOURITE name-caller ElizaaChocula (http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/elizaachocula) and another called xXxzombieloverxXx (charming people, honestly - http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/xxxzombieloverxxx) turn around and honestly still think themselves above me. Selfish pigs. I quote, of xXxzombieloverxXx - "Honey I don't now where you got the idea that I want your forgiveness..Sorry but you don't really matter to me..Maybe if you hadn't been such a damn bitch I would have apologized to you..Guess what? Leave.. Don't post your whiney blogs about it and then expect me to not retaliate..I don't give a shit if your the biggest fan of MCR you can go fuck yourself. Kay pumpkin? :]"
Whoah. Now, here was my comment which initiated this so friendly response - "Jesus. Do NOT call me judgemental, God, please. The next time I hear that, I am smashing in someone's fucking face. Just remember that and I'll forgive you, please.."
I hate being called judgemental. In any shape or form. I made this clear. I also made it clear that I would forget the incident as long as it would not happen again. Then this BITCH gives me all this "i'm so perfect I don't have to take your bitch-assed shit even though I'm being even more of a fuckface than you are hahaha" and jesus. I think I'm about to blow my top. Oh, the worst thing about the internet - I can't wring this cunt's neck!!!!!
Whoah.. *hands shaking* I will shut up now. Sorry, I am just so fired up. I really wanna smash those two girls' faces in, seriously. Knock some fucking maturity in them. Hell, even I'm more mature and - le gasp! - less hypocritical than half the people on this site, and that is SAYING something.
Hence, I'm leaving the site. Some people make me completely ashamed to be a fan of this band.
So yeah. That's my life. Awesome. How's yours been?
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Anyway. My main cause for blogging right at this very moment is to share with you a video of epic proportions. Yes; EPIC PROPORTIOOOONS.
Now, let this unthinkable concept sit in your mind for one moment. A rock/punk rock song... remixed as techno. I know. It may take some time for one to get such a concept around one's head.
Now that you've contemplated such an insane idea, let me put in the link to the most insane but awesome song of all time -
Techno remix of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
I KNOW.
ISN'T IT AMAZING??
It made my life.
Also. A touch of bad news. My best friend since year 5 got expelled for bringing pot into the school. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to her. The past three days have been a crazy rollercoaster of bipolar-like emotions, from songs and nasty comments plunging me into pits of depression, to a simple text message absolutely making my life.
So, I've been pretty upset. I won't load that onto you all, so I'll drop the subject. But yeah. Just to let you know, I guess. It hasn't been easy.
Also I made the executive decision to quit the Community Section of mychemicalromance.com for an unspecified period of time.
I have just become sick of all of the immature so-called 'true fans' who insist on calling me 'fake' for various reasons, along with "attention-seeking", "whiney", damn bitch", "judgemental', and various other such totally uncalled for descriptions of my person. Now, I would not call myself patient in any form of the word, but I think I handled this pretty well - I have tried to be polite to some and then told the plain bitch-ass truth to others.
Then such LOVELY people, for example my dear FAVOURITE name-caller ElizaaChocula (http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/elizaachocula) and another called xXxzombieloverxXx (charming people, honestly - http://www.mychemicalromance.com/users/xxxzombieloverxxx) turn around and honestly still think themselves above me. Selfish pigs. I quote, of xXxzombieloverxXx - "Honey I don't now where you got the idea that I want your forgiveness..Sorry but you don't really matter to me..Maybe if you hadn't been such a damn bitch I would have apologized to you..Guess what? Leave.. Don't post your whiney blogs about it and then expect me to not retaliate..I don't give a shit if your the biggest fan of MCR you can go fuck yourself. Kay pumpkin? :]"
Whoah. Now, here was my comment which initiated this so friendly response - "Jesus. Do NOT call me judgemental, God, please. The next time I hear that, I am smashing in someone's fucking face. Just remember that and I'll forgive you, please.."
I hate being called judgemental. In any shape or form. I made this clear. I also made it clear that I would forget the incident as long as it would not happen again. Then this BITCH gives me all this "i'm so perfect I don't have to take your bitch-assed shit even though I'm being even more of a fuckface than you are hahaha" and jesus. I think I'm about to blow my top. Oh, the worst thing about the internet - I can't wring this cunt's neck!!!!!
Whoah.. *hands shaking* I will shut up now. Sorry, I am just so fired up. I really wanna smash those two girls' faces in, seriously. Knock some fucking maturity in them. Hell, even I'm more mature and - le gasp! - less hypocritical than half the people on this site, and that is SAYING something.
Hence, I'm leaving the site. Some people make me completely ashamed to be a fan of this band.
So yeah. That's my life. Awesome. How's yours been?
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Whoooaaaaaah.
Well, firstly, it has indeed been a while since I last posted a blog. Hmm. This must be rectified.
Of course, the reason of my absence is mainly due to holidays overseas, cousins, and returning to school only to have several assignments piled on me in the first day. Uhuh. My life DOES suck
Secondly, my mind is sorta being blown right now. Why?
Well, could you ever imagine that a band could possibly cover any of Queen and get away with it? P!nk had a close shave on her Aussie tour covering Bohemian Rhapsody. While she pulled it off amazingly in typical badass P!nk fashion, I very nearly wet myself worrying that it would all go to shit.
But imagine covering WE WILL ROCK YOU and getting away with it.
I mean, that song is fucking WIN. You cannot IMPROVE We Will Rock You. You'd be lucky if you pulled it off without sounding like a try-hard.
So how in the HELL did Nickelback manage it?!
Not that I don't like Nickelback. Nickelback pwn. They be teh epic sauce. But it had never occurred to me that ANY band would dare cover such a song of win, ever..
But, in all their badass fashion, Nickelback attempted it.
And, if I dare say so, they pulled it off pretty damn well. In fact, at risk of being condemned by the music-gods up in the ether and Queen fans alike, I think Nickelback very nearly did better.
I mean, not only did Nickelback manage to retain the pure hardcore energy of the song, that amazing energy that makes you leap up off your feet screaming YEAH! and stamping your feet, but they also put a modern badass 2000's twist on the song with the polished touches and techno voice-editing. Not too OTT, but not too stingy. Not too careless, but not tryhard either.
And of course, the lead singer's voice (STILL don't know his name!) matches the song perfectly. I don't know how they did it, but they got a voice out of a million that could match the song perfectly. It didn't have to sound like Freddie Mercury (which it most certainly never could), but still matches the song perfectly.
So yes. Nickelback blows my mind yet again with their ability to cover immortal songs WITHOUT ruining them.
Either way, this rant needs to END..
Missed y'all in my long absence, by the way. Holidays get quiet. Too quiet. o.0
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Of course, the reason of my absence is mainly due to holidays overseas, cousins, and returning to school only to have several assignments piled on me in the first day. Uhuh. My life DOES suck
Secondly, my mind is sorta being blown right now. Why?
Well, could you ever imagine that a band could possibly cover any of Queen and get away with it? P!nk had a close shave on her Aussie tour covering Bohemian Rhapsody. While she pulled it off amazingly in typical badass P!nk fashion, I very nearly wet myself worrying that it would all go to shit.
But imagine covering WE WILL ROCK YOU and getting away with it.
I mean, that song is fucking WIN. You cannot IMPROVE We Will Rock You. You'd be lucky if you pulled it off without sounding like a try-hard.
So how in the HELL did Nickelback manage it?!
Not that I don't like Nickelback. Nickelback pwn. They be teh epic sauce. But it had never occurred to me that ANY band would dare cover such a song of win, ever..
But, in all their badass fashion, Nickelback attempted it.
And, if I dare say so, they pulled it off pretty damn well. In fact, at risk of being condemned by the music-gods up in the ether and Queen fans alike, I think Nickelback very nearly did better.
I mean, not only did Nickelback manage to retain the pure hardcore energy of the song, that amazing energy that makes you leap up off your feet screaming YEAH! and stamping your feet, but they also put a modern badass 2000's twist on the song with the polished touches and techno voice-editing. Not too OTT, but not too stingy. Not too careless, but not tryhard either.
And of course, the lead singer's voice (STILL don't know his name!) matches the song perfectly. I don't know how they did it, but they got a voice out of a million that could match the song perfectly. It didn't have to sound like Freddie Mercury (which it most certainly never could), but still matches the song perfectly.
So yes. Nickelback blows my mind yet again with their ability to cover immortal songs WITHOUT ruining them.
Either way, this rant needs to END..
Missed y'all in my long absence, by the way. Holidays get quiet. Too quiet. o.0
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Hmm.
There is a person who can truly tame The Aliway after all.
Well, properly, anyway.
A few, actually.
Master #1 - me ol' buddy Kyrie. Not her real name. How did she tame me? Heheh. Lemme tell you now - when someone sticks a price sticker of $7.50 on your forehead, you are NOT ACTUALLY FOR SALE..
I'm not even kidding, you should read the contract we wrote! o.0 MY SOUL IS HERS.
Master #2 - Haha, now, THIS kid knows me. My best friend Saji. How did she tame me? Hehe. She won over my affections simply by displaying an overly enthusiastic extreme interest in my, er, somewhat strange fingers. Y'know. The ones that bend backwards and here there everywhere in all sorts of retarded ways. May post a vid someday. They're creepy. But naturally, several years later, and we're still tight. Minus the various petty retarded fights... =P "NO GERARD'S HAIR IS BETTER THAN DAVEY'S!!!" "FUCK OFF, DAVEY'S HAIR IS SO MUCH FUCKIN' COOLER!!!"
Master #3 - Lol. I love this kid. Teh Bonmeister. Don't ask me how she tamed me. She just did. =P
Master #4 - My darling wife and spiritual twin sister CASSIE. The wife/twin thing is a joke. Her plush toy Roxas is our incest baby. How did she tame me? Well, once we met at Relay For Life and discovered our unnerving similarity to each other (both loving highfives, dark music, anime, fanfic, and having the exact same sense of humour etc), I was GONE..
Master #5. Aha, this is pathetic. Recent buddy Baxter. How did he tame me? Easy. Whenever I get pissed at him/disagree with him, as the loaded-up-on-cash-cuz-my-dad's-a-fuckin-surgeon dude he is, he shoves a Coke in my face. And naturally, I'm like MIIINE!!! Instant mollification right there. =P
So yeah. Looks like I really can be tamed after all... DO NOT BLACKMAIL ME WITH THIS! XD
Picture Caption - one of my many masters, Teh Bonmeister. With her beloved husband Teh Bamboo. Those two are freakin' tight.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Well, properly, anyway.
A few, actually.
Master #1 - me ol' buddy Kyrie. Not her real name. How did she tame me? Heheh. Lemme tell you now - when someone sticks a price sticker of $7.50 on your forehead, you are NOT ACTUALLY FOR SALE..
I'm not even kidding, you should read the contract we wrote! o.0 MY SOUL IS HERS.
Master #2 - Haha, now, THIS kid knows me. My best friend Saji. How did she tame me? Hehe. She won over my affections simply by displaying an overly enthusiastic extreme interest in my, er, somewhat strange fingers. Y'know. The ones that bend backwards and here there everywhere in all sorts of retarded ways. May post a vid someday. They're creepy. But naturally, several years later, and we're still tight. Minus the various petty retarded fights... =P "NO GERARD'S HAIR IS BETTER THAN DAVEY'S!!!" "FUCK OFF, DAVEY'S HAIR IS SO MUCH FUCKIN' COOLER!!!"
Master #3 - Lol. I love this kid. Teh Bonmeister. Don't ask me how she tamed me. She just did. =P
Master #4 - My darling wife and spiritual twin sister CASSIE. The wife/twin thing is a joke. Her plush toy Roxas is our incest baby. How did she tame me? Well, once we met at Relay For Life and discovered our unnerving similarity to each other (both loving highfives, dark music, anime, fanfic, and having the exact same sense of humour etc), I was GONE..
Master #5. Aha, this is pathetic. Recent buddy Baxter. How did he tame me? Easy. Whenever I get pissed at him/disagree with him, as the loaded-up-on-cash-cuz-my-dad's-a-fuckin-surgeon dude he is, he shoves a Coke in my face. And naturally, I'm like MIIINE!!! Instant mollification right there. =P
So yeah. Looks like I really can be tamed after all... DO NOT BLACKMAIL ME WITH THIS! XD
Picture Caption - one of my many masters, Teh Bonmeister. With her beloved husband Teh Bamboo. Those two are freakin' tight.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for an avalanche of CHEESE.
Cuz cheese is the epic sauce.
Well, life has been more or less sucky to talk about, due to various assignments, school, and other pressures, so I won't talk about that ^^
I will, however, talk about...
Something.
Wow. School really has taken over my life o.0 THE CALAMITY.
WAIT!!! I remember now! Today is the day.. THAT I TRY ON NEW BOOTS!!
Let me explain. I recently compiled a list of items that I would have liked for my birthday (which is on June 6 for all those who love me =P). This list, unfortunately, was more or less extravagant since I have unfortunately extravagant tastes. I mean, my favourite food is smoked salmon; I recently developed a taste for brandy (neat at that!!); I use expensive shampoos; my straightener is GHD.. well, you get the picture. For someone with my mediocre middle-class lifestyle, I'm a bit of a diva. Not a good thing.
So my list had stuff like, oh, wireless ear/headphones ($150 retail price), Adobe Illustrator ($250), good-quality stereo speakers for my iPod..
And a pair of $75 boots.
Now, these are not just ANY boots. These are BOOTS OF AWESOME. See the pic to the left? Or right? Or whatever? Of marvellous hot male diva Gerard Way with the Iggy Pop t-shirt and funny hair? (Well not THAT funny cuz he cut it, oddly, similar to mine ^^ THOUGH HE FORGOT THE FRINGE. DAMN YOU GEE!!!... wait, maybe I'm just being overly pernickety and his hair doesn't look like mine at all... MEH.)
Well, this man is also wearing a pair of boots strikingly like the boots on my birthday list. So I'll use him as an example to give you an idea what my babies are like.
They're not combat boots like his, but very similar. They're also laced differently. But anyway.
My mother glanced over this list with a look of ever-growing concern and worry for this deranged child with extravagant tastes, probably with the words "DIVA MUCH??!!?!?!?!" flashing across her brain. With this list in hand, she tentatively pointed out the cheapest item there -
The Boots Of Awesome.
"Ali, darling.. how about we get you these for your birthday? For now, of course?"
Well, while I was sorta banking on the Adobe Illustrator side of things, I was still ecstatic. THE BOOTS OF AWESOME WERE TO BE MINE!!
So yus. Today my mother and I will go down to the store and buy these boots of awesome. Then they will be locked in a cupboard somewhere, never again to see the light of day until that fateful day where a Diva Of Random was born.
Ahahahaha. 8D
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Well, life has been more or less sucky to talk about, due to various assignments, school, and other pressures, so I won't talk about that ^^
I will, however, talk about...
Something.
Wow. School really has taken over my life o.0 THE CALAMITY.
WAIT!!! I remember now! Today is the day.. THAT I TRY ON NEW BOOTS!!
Let me explain. I recently compiled a list of items that I would have liked for my birthday (which is on June 6 for all those who love me =P). This list, unfortunately, was more or less extravagant since I have unfortunately extravagant tastes. I mean, my favourite food is smoked salmon; I recently developed a taste for brandy (neat at that!!); I use expensive shampoos; my straightener is GHD.. well, you get the picture. For someone with my mediocre middle-class lifestyle, I'm a bit of a diva. Not a good thing.
So my list had stuff like, oh, wireless ear/headphones ($150 retail price), Adobe Illustrator ($250), good-quality stereo speakers for my iPod..
And a pair of $75 boots.
Now, these are not just ANY boots. These are BOOTS OF AWESOME. See the pic to the left? Or right? Or whatever? Of marvellous hot male diva Gerard Way with the Iggy Pop t-shirt and funny hair? (Well not THAT funny cuz he cut it, oddly, similar to mine ^^ THOUGH HE FORGOT THE FRINGE. DAMN YOU GEE!!!... wait, maybe I'm just being overly pernickety and his hair doesn't look like mine at all... MEH.)
Well, this man is also wearing a pair of boots strikingly like the boots on my birthday list. So I'll use him as an example to give you an idea what my babies are like.
They're not combat boots like his, but very similar. They're also laced differently. But anyway.
My mother glanced over this list with a look of ever-growing concern and worry for this deranged child with extravagant tastes, probably with the words "DIVA MUCH??!!?!?!?!" flashing across her brain. With this list in hand, she tentatively pointed out the cheapest item there -
The Boots Of Awesome.
"Ali, darling.. how about we get you these for your birthday? For now, of course?"
Well, while I was sorta banking on the Adobe Illustrator side of things, I was still ecstatic. THE BOOTS OF AWESOME WERE TO BE MINE!!
So yus. Today my mother and I will go down to the store and buy these boots of awesome. Then they will be locked in a cupboard somewhere, never again to see the light of day until that fateful day where a Diva Of Random was born.
Ahahahaha. 8D
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Monday, March 22, 2010
I'm not gonna spend my life being a colour.
Cuz MJ is awesome.
And somehow, I'm overly sick of seeing racism everywhere. Freakin' hell.
I dunno, but I bet I'm one of the few white people who can say that they know what it's like to sit in a classroom being discriminated against for your skin colour. I mean, when you're the only white kid in a classroom, the tables get turned right around.
The funny thing is, though, I actually thought that if I went to school with white people, I'd fit in better. So how is it, then, that I just ended up becoming more of an outcast? @_@
I'll shut up now. Dumb blog post, sorry.. ^^''
~lylt,
The Aliway.
And somehow, I'm overly sick of seeing racism everywhere. Freakin' hell.
I dunno, but I bet I'm one of the few white people who can say that they know what it's like to sit in a classroom being discriminated against for your skin colour. I mean, when you're the only white kid in a classroom, the tables get turned right around.
The funny thing is, though, I actually thought that if I went to school with white people, I'd fit in better. So how is it, then, that I just ended up becoming more of an outcast? @_@
I'll shut up now. Dumb blog post, sorry.. ^^''
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Midnight's bright lights, marching into the fight. Drink me, shrink me, fill me to sink me.
Oh holy crap, I think you can guess what epic movie I saw last weekend!!!
Yep. The one. The only. The Epic Sauce of all pictionary creations.
Alice. In. Wonderland.
Yep, this movie blew my mind, recircuited it, and blew it all over again in the space of... 108 minutes. I loved every second of it. I mean, come on - Alan Rickman+Johnny Depp+Matt Lucas+Stephen Fry+Helena Bonham Carter = MIND-BOGGLING EXPLOSION OF AWESOME.
Yes, this movie has been given crap reviews. I was horrified to see a 3/10 in some newspaper. But don't be put off by the reviews, because despite opinions like "incredibly dull, flat, and utterly full of itself" (IMBD.com "alice in blunderland" review), "The plot is fairly simplistic", "a piece of fluff" and other cruel comments, I absolutely loved every second in front of that cinema screen.
I would not have said that it was perfectly fine-tuned and cleverly composed down to the most minute of details, yes the plot was a little scatterbrained, but that was the beauty of it. You'd have needed a simplistic plot for such a crazy piece of filmography anyway. And the slightly scatterbrained-ness of it was, in my eyes, awesome.
Incredible scenery and visuals, a star-studded cast who have all taken their parts with great zest and enthusiasm, and come on - TIM BURTON!
So don't be put off by crap reviews. Remember, these guys are professionals who scrutinise every detail of a film, and cut down anything that is unconventional. And Alice is pretty damn unconventional. Us viewers are not professional film reviewers, and we aren't that picky, right?
I recognise Alice as being an amazing movie, and I'm behind it all the way. If you haven't seen it, WATCH IT GODDAMMIT, and if you can, GET YOUR ASS TO A CINEMA!! This movie, like most movies, has its best impact up on the big screen.
BTW - title's from the song lyrics of "Her Name Is Alice" by Shinedown, off the Almost Alice album. As in, a collection of songs by awesome artists who were inspired by the movie. It's pretty damn good, and Her Name Is Alice is my fave off the album.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Forever waiting for disaster...
Well, thankfully it's Friday and this Thursday went without too much disaster. In fact, for a Thursday, it was pretty good.
The best part is, my piano teacher moved my lessons to Thursday lunchtimes so now that's at least ONE great thing every Thursday! =P Yep, I'm a sucker for piano. So shoot me. ^^ I enjoyed my lunchtime lesson yesterday.
And I have a new goal. FINGERS OF STEEEEL... she gave me some new exercises to strengthen my fingers so I can play better. Hell yeah, I'm practising these every day, I swear. The first thing I thought of when I woke up was FINGERSOFSTEELFINGERSOFSTEEL.. it was weird.
Also, I discovered a new website that I think everyone should check out. It's called FutureMe.org (http://www.futureme.org/), and it's a pretty interesting concept - you write an email to yourself in the future, like you can say anything, and you can also set it to be sent whenever you want. So, you can set it to be sent three months from now, three years, even thirty years. Assuming you live that long. >:]
I've already sent three emails to myself set for various points of time - my birthday, this Christmas, and for 2013. Assuming the world doesn't end in 2012. I really can't wait for them to arrive. But anyway - check it out, see what you think, and try sending yourself an email. It's a nice concept.
Hey - you can even check out some of the emails that other people have sent! Some of them are funny, sad, mediocre, and some of them were just plain random. I think my favourite was a rather pointless suicide note. xD
So yeah. Check it out.
On another note, I have three assignments due in the next two weeks. Two of them I know that for sure I will fail at. Because they're that difficult. Just make sure they play Kill All Your Friends at my funeral, ok? ^^'''''
Also. Picture. 'Tis Gerard from the Cookie Saga video (only showing on Buzznet.com, mind you). It's hilariously funny.. hit Buzznet sometime and check it out xD
~lylt,
The Aliway.
The best part is, my piano teacher moved my lessons to Thursday lunchtimes so now that's at least ONE great thing every Thursday! =P Yep, I'm a sucker for piano. So shoot me. ^^ I enjoyed my lunchtime lesson yesterday.
And I have a new goal. FINGERS OF STEEEEL... she gave me some new exercises to strengthen my fingers so I can play better. Hell yeah, I'm practising these every day, I swear. The first thing I thought of when I woke up was FINGERSOFSTEELFINGERSOFSTEEL.. it was weird.
Also, I discovered a new website that I think everyone should check out. It's called FutureMe.org (http://www.futureme.org/), and it's a pretty interesting concept - you write an email to yourself in the future, like you can say anything, and you can also set it to be sent whenever you want. So, you can set it to be sent three months from now, three years, even thirty years. Assuming you live that long. >:]
I've already sent three emails to myself set for various points of time - my birthday, this Christmas, and for 2013. Assuming the world doesn't end in 2012. I really can't wait for them to arrive. But anyway - check it out, see what you think, and try sending yourself an email. It's a nice concept.
Hey - you can even check out some of the emails that other people have sent! Some of them are funny, sad, mediocre, and some of them were just plain random. I think my favourite was a rather pointless suicide note. xD
So yeah. Check it out.
On another note, I have three assignments due in the next two weeks. Two of them I know that for sure I will fail at. Because they're that difficult. Just make sure they play Kill All Your Friends at my funeral, ok? ^^'''''
Also. Picture. 'Tis Gerard from the Cookie Saga video (only showing on Buzznet.com, mind you). It's hilariously funny.. hit Buzznet sometime and check it out xD
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Do I deserve to be insulted?!
Copied and pasted below are two blogs which I posted on mychemicalromance.com.
"All of a sudden, Community is SO active. Like, we went from approx a blog every twenty minutes, to so fast I can't even keep up!!!
...not saying that Bob's leaving was a bad thing. I'm just pointing this fact out. It amuses me that suddenly the blogs are active once more.
~lylt,
The Aliway."
"Some people here sound like they're writing bloody eulogies right now.
Look, ok. I'm upset too - I'm REALLY upset that Bob left. He was forever, man. He's.. just... BOB. There's no word to describe it. He's the reason I aspire to know someone called Bob.
But that doesn't mean that we all have to cry and weep and rant because he left. Yes, Bob Bryar left MCR - the unthinkable happened. It's very sad that it came to this.
But it's not like he DIED!!!! I'm sorry, but so many of you sound like he died, not left a band. Who knows, he may take on his Solo Project after all (lame joke I know but hey, BSP is EPIC) and this may not be the last we hear of him. Have some optimism!
Look, I love Bob too. I love him very much like all of you do.
But it depresses me so much when I see all these agitated, anguished, GRIEVING blogs about him. Again - it's not like he died or something.
~lylt,
The Aliway."
Question. Am I deserving of pure, undiluted rage and insults for posting these blogs? I got called a lying, annoying fake ass and basically told I'm some unforgivable cunt for writing them. Holy hell. Didn't know people could take offense at something like that - are you guys insulted?
I didn't mean to insult anyone. It was not my intention. I was putting out my opinions, and got some girl telling me I should basically go fuck off because apparently I'm a 'fake' fan. Thanks a bunch. That really, REALLY made my day. Like it could get worse.
Look, with backlash like that, I don't know why I bother posting blogs anymore. I either get no comments, or bitches telling me I'm fake when they don't even know who the fuck I am. So much for MCR fans being an army, when all they can do is insult each other. It's lame and stupid and sometimes I wonder why it is that I even bother holding out some small hope for the human race, when all they are are disgusting, slimy worms, slinking around and hurting each other. We should just go back to the mud and dung where we belong.
"All of a sudden, Community is SO active. Like, we went from approx a blog every twenty minutes, to so fast I can't even keep up!!!
...not saying that Bob's leaving was a bad thing. I'm just pointing this fact out. It amuses me that suddenly the blogs are active once more.
~lylt,
The Aliway."
"Some people here sound like they're writing bloody eulogies right now.
Look, ok. I'm upset too - I'm REALLY upset that Bob left. He was forever, man. He's.. just... BOB. There's no word to describe it. He's the reason I aspire to know someone called Bob.
But that doesn't mean that we all have to cry and weep and rant because he left. Yes, Bob Bryar left MCR - the unthinkable happened. It's very sad that it came to this.
But it's not like he DIED!!!! I'm sorry, but so many of you sound like he died, not left a band. Who knows, he may take on his Solo Project after all (lame joke I know but hey, BSP is EPIC) and this may not be the last we hear of him. Have some optimism!
Look, I love Bob too. I love him very much like all of you do.
But it depresses me so much when I see all these agitated, anguished, GRIEVING blogs about him. Again - it's not like he died or something.
~lylt,
The Aliway."
Question. Am I deserving of pure, undiluted rage and insults for posting these blogs? I got called a lying, annoying fake ass and basically told I'm some unforgivable cunt for writing them. Holy hell. Didn't know people could take offense at something like that - are you guys insulted?
I didn't mean to insult anyone. It was not my intention. I was putting out my opinions, and got some girl telling me I should basically go fuck off because apparently I'm a 'fake' fan. Thanks a bunch. That really, REALLY made my day. Like it could get worse.
Look, with backlash like that, I don't know why I bother posting blogs anymore. I either get no comments, or bitches telling me I'm fake when they don't even know who the fuck I am. So much for MCR fans being an army, when all they can do is insult each other. It's lame and stupid and sometimes I wonder why it is that I even bother holding out some small hope for the human race, when all they are are disgusting, slimy worms, slinking around and hurting each other. We should just go back to the mud and dung where we belong.
Well this made my fuckin' day alright.
Yeah. Just got the news that Bob left MCR.
Fucking hell. And today was going so well.. Jesus Christ, it's a Thursday too, I TOLD you Thursdays are cursed!! CUR-SED. FREAKIN' CUR-SED.
I'm, like, ok, I'm gonna go straight to the Community section of MCR today.. then got hit by a faceful of blogs with various titles along the lines of "OMG I CRIED SO HARD BOB LEFT" "I'M GONNA MISS BOB SO MUCH I'M SO DEPRESSED"
Ok. I heard about the internet rumour from that stupid gossip site.. there were some tears, granted. But this?! Every. Single. Blog. All it was, just BOB BOB BOB BOB'S LEFT THE BAND.
So I decided to investigate. I mean, the only reason people would be crying NOW is because, well, it actually happened. So I check the homepage and, lo and behold - MORE BAD NEWS.
I can't believe this.
This just fuckin' made my DAY, it did. Yeah.
~lylt,
A Very Pissed Aliway.
Fucking hell. And today was going so well.. Jesus Christ, it's a Thursday too, I TOLD you Thursdays are cursed!! CUR-SED. FREAKIN' CUR-SED.
I'm, like, ok, I'm gonna go straight to the Community section of MCR today.. then got hit by a faceful of blogs with various titles along the lines of "OMG I CRIED SO HARD BOB LEFT" "I'M GONNA MISS BOB SO MUCH I'M SO DEPRESSED"
Ok. I heard about the internet rumour from that stupid gossip site.. there were some tears, granted. But this?! Every. Single. Blog. All it was, just BOB BOB BOB BOB'S LEFT THE BAND.
So I decided to investigate. I mean, the only reason people would be crying NOW is because, well, it actually happened. So I check the homepage and, lo and behold - MORE BAD NEWS.
I can't believe this.
This just fuckin' made my DAY, it did. Yeah.
~lylt,
A Very Pissed Aliway.
Eulogy fun-tiemz.
For the record, Eulogy is the one decent music store in my town. It specializes in non-mainstream music, mostly alternative and metal, etc. Yep, they supply all my fave music. AND t-shirts. >:D
Also, the guy who owns it is a pretty decent man. Used to be in an alternative techno (I think?) band, pretty nice guy.
Anyway.
There is a listening booth in Eulogy, with two glass walls leading straight out into the street, with curtains. So you can either tie up the curtains and watch the world go by, or close them for privacy.
Well, it started off with going into Eulogy with my ABC gang (Me, Aliway, Bonnie, and Cassie - ABC xD) stopping into Eulogy to browse as we so often do. Then we found a random CD with a cover Bonnie liked, so we took it down to the booth to have a listen (Bonnie ended up liking it too, some weird techno-dance music, not half bad) and.. things just took off from there. xD
While listening, we decided to start waving at passers-by, and either clapping for them when they waved back, or groaning when they ignored us.
Then the owner who was working the till suggested we hold up signs. He gave us a marker and paper, and even suggested what to put on the sign (We eventually went with "I'm made of wax - what are you made out of??" and "Is you name Larry??!")
With our new signs, we went straight to madness... >:D
Well, it was entertaining. The first guy who walked in, we got all excited because we thought we'd actually convinced him to come into the store!! And.. it turned out to be the owner's dad. xD
The second time, it turned out to be a friend of his.
Then FINALLY, a group of bewildered uni students came in, exclaiming "We weren't gonna go in, but we saw the signs..!"
We considered this an achievement.
Also, one kid who walked by us gave us his number. AND we found a Larry. xDDD
And for the record, I did submit it to MLIA. S'all good =3
---EDIT-----
Oh, I submitted it to MLIA alright. AND IT GOT FUCKIN' PUBLISHED ALRIGHT. 8D PUBLISHED!!! MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETE. I aspire to great things, and my, I love it when I achieve these goals. One of them being to get a MLIA story published. AND WE DID.
Behold: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1758395
WE. ARE. FUCKING. AMAZING.
Okay rant over.
---EDIT-----
I must say, it was a Saturday well spent. Who knows, maybe this weekend we may get up to the same madness, lol.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Also, the guy who owns it is a pretty decent man. Used to be in an alternative techno (I think?) band, pretty nice guy.
Anyway.
There is a listening booth in Eulogy, with two glass walls leading straight out into the street, with curtains. So you can either tie up the curtains and watch the world go by, or close them for privacy.
Well, it started off with going into Eulogy with my ABC gang (Me, Aliway, Bonnie, and Cassie - ABC xD) stopping into Eulogy to browse as we so often do. Then we found a random CD with a cover Bonnie liked, so we took it down to the booth to have a listen (Bonnie ended up liking it too, some weird techno-dance music, not half bad) and.. things just took off from there. xD
While listening, we decided to start waving at passers-by, and either clapping for them when they waved back, or groaning when they ignored us.
Then the owner who was working the till suggested we hold up signs. He gave us a marker and paper, and even suggested what to put on the sign (We eventually went with "I'm made of wax - what are you made out of??" and "Is you name Larry??!")
With our new signs, we went straight to madness... >:D
Well, it was entertaining. The first guy who walked in, we got all excited because we thought we'd actually convinced him to come into the store!! And.. it turned out to be the owner's dad. xD
The second time, it turned out to be a friend of his.
Then FINALLY, a group of bewildered uni students came in, exclaiming "We weren't gonna go in, but we saw the signs..!"
We considered this an achievement.
Also, one kid who walked by us gave us his number. AND we found a Larry. xDDD
And for the record, I did submit it to MLIA. S'all good =3
---EDIT-----
Oh, I submitted it to MLIA alright. AND IT GOT FUCKIN' PUBLISHED ALRIGHT. 8D PUBLISHED!!! MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETE. I aspire to great things, and my, I love it when I achieve these goals. One of them being to get a MLIA story published. AND WE DID.
Behold: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1758395
WE. ARE. FUCKING. AMAZING.
Okay rant over.
---EDIT-----
I must say, it was a Saturday well spent. Who knows, maybe this weekend we may get up to the same madness, lol.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
O_O and WHEN was the last time I blogged??
Like.. last weekend. Seriously. This is disappointing for me. I went a full five or six days without blogging ANYTHING.. somebody knock some sense into this silly child!! *headdesk*
Eh, maybe it's because of how crappy my mood has been lately. I don't wanna dump all that on this blog - it's not the blog's purpose, to sound all depressified and so on and so forth. Rather, 'tis a blog of randomness. And I haven't felt too random lately.
I dunno, it just hasn't been all that great. I have like three assignments due in the next three weeks which I haven't even STARTED *EEK*, I got moved into a new boarding house which is kind of weird and definitely doesn't go down well with my absolute loathing for any kind of change. Also, the new house is COLD. FREEZING COLD. Maybe something to do with the shitty weather, but ANYHOW.
And speak of the devil, yes. The weather is muchly shitty. Today's the first day we've seen any blue sky in three days and Autumn only JUST started - what the hell?! Plus it's been unbelievably cold for Autumn.
Whoever said Global Warming was coming is a retard - it's freaking FREEZING.
And whoever said Australia was the land of summer is also on crack.
Though we did have some fun over the weekend.. next blog >:D yep, I know I'm evil ^^
Also, according to my year group, I'm cute, really funny and a good artist.. I hope they were telling the truth xD I'd love to actually have a good sense of humour. I try.. I try... ^^
For the record. IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Keep an eye out for an emo tomato.
Well, yesterday was the school swimming carnival, and of course my acne medication has one setback - it makes me virtually vampire. I used to have the BEST skin for tanning, because I'd tan for about an hour, burn, then the burn would deepen into MORE tan.
These days, I burn so fast that if I want any kind of tan I can only sit outside for ten to fifteen minutes, and even THEN it's sometimes too much for my skin. I'm now just burning before I can tan, and though I fortunately can still tan, it still sucks that these days, it usually comes from a burn.
So naturally, I was outside all day, and as if it could get any better, the UV was REALLY high yesterday, like even though it was cloudy most of the day, I still got really badly burned.
You haven't heard the BEST part yet.
See, I have this long fringe covering part of my face. Not quite qualifying for an emo fringe, as it doesn't fall diagonally across an entire half of my face. But it's still quite a fringe, granted.
Well, I figured out yesterday that this fringe, if I keep it, will quite literally reduce my chance of skin cancer on my face BY HALF.
How?
Well, one side of my face looks like I've been cooked.. and the other half is quite normal! This is going to be one HILARIOUS tan when the sunburn fades, I can tell you now - there is literally a variation in shade from one side of my forehead to the other, as it fades from red to normal.
I went out with some friends today, and we planned to meet up in town. Well, you can guess what I said to them over the phone - "Don't worry about finding me; just keep an eye out for the emo tomato."
Yep. I have two descriptions today - half-cooked (LITERALLY half-cooked) lobster, or emo tomato.
Oh man, I can't WAIT until my sunburn fades to see how this tans out.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
THURSDAYS ARE CURSED.
Not just CURSED either. Cursed with TWO syllables; like cur-SED. Seriously cur-sed.
Seems like all of the very shittiest things that could ever have happened to me in my life have occurred on a Thursday. Including today. A friend's father died just today, very suddenly and unexpectedly of a heart attack. Watching my entire year group bawling their eyes out, including my twin sister, didn't exactly lift the mood.
And weirdly, it seems that when my twin laughs; I laugh. And when she cries, I can't help myself and find myself in tears as well.
No, it's not some creepy twin thing we have like mind-reading or shit like that. No way. We just.. well, I dunno, you imagine growing in the womb with another person being created right beside you, squished into one stomach. Growing up together, virtually never being apart. I can honestly say that the first time I was properly separated from my sister (like longer than 24 hours) was when I was, like, ten. You can't help but form a connection, right? Yeah, I'm attached to my sister. Can't help that.
And this girl who's dad died was pretty much her best friend, so my sister was incredibly shaken up. She's been crying more than anybody else in the whole year group.
Hence; Thursdays are friggin' cur-SED.
Maybe every Thursday I should hide under the bed with five Cokes and avoid the day so nothing bad can happen.
But even when you try to hide, things will always find you in the end..
O_O
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
..Meep.
I have made an executive decision.
Stalker-freaks annoy the living fucking CRAP out of me.
More to the point, they scare me to DEATH. The girl who stalks me during school pretty much felt me up today (under the guise of giving me a BACK MASSAGE -.-) and it was NOT fun OR relaxing by ANY stretch of the freakin' imagination!!!!
Anyway. Enough of stalkers; the mere thought is stressing me out O_O''''
I also decided that Chris Crocker AND Shanaynay are the best things on Youtube. You may kill me for it; and I have no shame in admitting it.
But holy hell. Are they the freakin' SHIZZ!!! 8D
Oh, and for the record; Picture is of Yuki Sohma from Fruits Basket, and his hairstyle is the haircut I'm planning to get when my mum next decides my hair's due for a trim 8D
BUTI'MSTILLGONNAKEEPMAHFRINGE. Yep. The long sweeping thing across my face which I've been growing for three years now. THE fringe. I could never let go of my fringe O_O
Oh; well it seems that I've gone over my limit of randomness for today. I mean, today WAS pretty random to begin with ^^ I'll spare you the agony now.
--Message terminated at the beep--
*BEEP*
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Yo.
I'm in class right now and gawdDAMN, I'm bored o_O
Hey, at least my hair's straight. xDD
But yeah. Bell's gone now.
Lawl. How sad am I? ^^
~lylt,
THe Aliway.
Hey, at least my hair's straight. xDD
But yeah. Bell's gone now.
Lawl. How sad am I? ^^
~lylt,
THe Aliway.
Monday, February 22, 2010
PH33R ME, ALMIGHTY COOKIE.
Ooh, check it. This is the true and terrible extent of my addiction. That is all the coke I have drunk in the past week. As in, since Sunday... o_O
SOMEBODY STOP MEH.
I swear, one day my kidneys are just gonna go "Suck it, bitch!!" and give out on me, what with all the chemicals and sugar and shit they have to deal with, not to mention the dehydration that comes AFTER drinking five cans of coke. Meh. Means I get a new kidney to torture 8D
And anybody ever notice how similar 'coke can' sounds to 'cocaine'..? Say it out loud, I dare you.
Oh, and my freakin' stalker started up with the creepiness again. Fuck it. What is it with this kid?! Like, I can't go two metres without turning around to die of a heart attack 'cause she's practically freakin' breathing down my neck behind me... that's just not fuckin' RIGHT!! o.0 Creeps the hell out of me, seriously, does this kid not understand the concept of PERSONAL SPACE? I have a BUBBLE. It's MY bubble. And she's INVADING IT. YEAAARGH. STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN' BUBBLE. MYYY BUBBLE MY BUBBLE MY BUBBLE.......... My bubble. *Finding Nemo moment o.0*
Oh. And for the record. EMO'S ARE FRIENDS - NOT FOOD.
>:D
~lylt,
The Aliway.
SOMEBODY STOP MEH.
I swear, one day my kidneys are just gonna go "Suck it, bitch!!" and give out on me, what with all the chemicals and sugar and shit they have to deal with, not to mention the dehydration that comes AFTER drinking five cans of coke. Meh. Means I get a new kidney to torture 8D
And anybody ever notice how similar 'coke can' sounds to 'cocaine'..? Say it out loud, I dare you.
Oh, and my freakin' stalker started up with the creepiness again. Fuck it. What is it with this kid?! Like, I can't go two metres without turning around to die of a heart attack 'cause she's practically freakin' breathing down my neck behind me... that's just not fuckin' RIGHT!! o.0 Creeps the hell out of me, seriously, does this kid not understand the concept of PERSONAL SPACE? I have a BUBBLE. It's MY bubble. And she's INVADING IT. YEAAARGH. STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN' BUBBLE. MYYY BUBBLE MY BUBBLE MY BUBBLE.......... My bubble. *Finding Nemo moment o.0*
Oh. And for the record. EMO'S ARE FRIENDS - NOT FOOD.
>:D
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
THANK YOU ANNE!!!
.....for being the very first commenter on my blog. I officially love you, even though I don't know you. And godspeed your turtle; turtles are absolutely adorable. ^^
Oh. And I loved your 'cool' rating =D
That and just now, I watched the funniest Youtube vid..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kiidvW_2gQ&feature=player_embedded
That guy's laugh at the end has me in hysterics EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. I must find this guy and constantly make him laugh in order for my life to ever be near complete o_O
Oh. It's a Twilight In Five Seconds vid, btw. I love those kinds of things, being rather anti-Twilight myself, but seriously.. it doesn't get better than Harry Potter In 10 Seconds. Seriously.
Y'know what else, I wrote an entire four and a half page essay this afternoon...yep. Welcome to Australian Private Education... no wonder we get the highest HSC results in the freakin' state, goddamn!! Aaaand thanks to Chris Lilley and Summer Heights High, all public/catholic school kids think we're stuck-up bitches, but meh. It'd be hard to classify a random, obsessive, strange organism like myself as a typical private-school stereotype, so people can just quit hatin'.
btw - picture - tis the adorable face of Shigure Sohma, my absolute FAVOURITE character off Fruits Basket. That dude is too adorable x3 somebody stop me before I adopt him!!!
Also the whole pencil mustache thing sorta describes my random mood. I mean seriously. You finish a four-page essay and tell me you DON'T feel random to SOME degree.
So thus, I must now get off the laptop and stare at my luvverly black sparkly feather boa O_O
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Oh. And I loved your 'cool' rating =D
That and just now, I watched the funniest Youtube vid..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kiidvW_2gQ&feature=player_embedded
That guy's laugh at the end has me in hysterics EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. I must find this guy and constantly make him laugh in order for my life to ever be near complete o_O
Oh. It's a Twilight In Five Seconds vid, btw. I love those kinds of things, being rather anti-Twilight myself, but seriously.. it doesn't get better than Harry Potter In 10 Seconds. Seriously.
Y'know what else, I wrote an entire four and a half page essay this afternoon...yep. Welcome to Australian Private Education... no wonder we get the highest HSC results in the freakin' state, goddamn!! Aaaand thanks to Chris Lilley and Summer Heights High, all public/catholic school kids think we're stuck-up bitches, but meh. It'd be hard to classify a random, obsessive, strange organism like myself as a typical private-school stereotype, so people can just quit hatin'.
btw - picture - tis the adorable face of Shigure Sohma, my absolute FAVOURITE character off Fruits Basket. That dude is too adorable x3 somebody stop me before I adopt him!!!
Also the whole pencil mustache thing sorta describes my random mood. I mean seriously. You finish a four-page essay and tell me you DON'T feel random to SOME degree.
So thus, I must now get off the laptop and stare at my luvverly black sparkly feather boa O_O
~lylt,
The Aliway.
*yawwwn*
When your bus pulls back into school at five past midnight, I think you know how THAT feels in the morning.
Well, it's Sunday, very boring, I have school tomorrow and I'm bored out of my mind.. which means I have zilch to talk about. D= THE HORROR.
Oh yeah. And I got this epic black feather boa with silver tinsel-ly bits on it, it's hanging above my pinboard right now.
Not to mention I need to actually DO something today.. I'm being such a lazy ass!! Worst feeling on earth @_@
So I'm still reading Black Butler, got my best friend into it (she thinks that Sebastian is sexy-assed too lawl) and it's coming along great so far. Ciel's so cute. It's funny how he's such an adult character, all logical and responsible and commanding, yet he still has all these little-kid moments which are so damn adorable x3 I live for his little-kid moments.
Well, I don't like to recycle topics, so I'll change now. Guess what. For my Art project, we need to take inspiration from a particular artist.. now, guess who my artist is gonna be... okay okay if you STILL can't think who it is, then YES - I'm doing Gabriel Ba! =D
I did want to do James Jean, but my friend already thought of using him before me. And besides, I think he'll relate better to her particular project than to mine. So I'm doing Gabriel Ba. God, he's an epic artist ^^
Oh yeah, and you know what? I have a soft toy. Her name is Lady (she's a beanie toy of Lady from Lady & The Tramp). And she scared the absolute living shit out of me on Friday during the excursion. Why? Because I thought I'd lost her ;_;
We stayed Thursday night in a Youth hostel, and it wasn't until we got to the bus to leave that I realised... I had NO recollection of packing Lady in my bag, and when I went through my bag quickly (I couldn't be thorough 'cause there were boys at the excursion AND we were on a public sidewalk next to the bus, like I'd want all of Sydney to be checking out my bag's contents!!) and DIDN'T find her.
It's so pathetic.. I was nearly in tears, and my Art teacher ran back to the hostel with me to try find her. We didn't, and gave the hostel my number in case they did find her, and the whole day I was so worried, trying to contemplate life without my dear little buddy by my side.
Just so you know, I AM a fifteen year old girl, going on sixteen, of sound mind. Well, more or less. I just happen to have an extreme attachment to my soft toys.. especially this one, I'd had her since I was three, around the time Lady & The Tramp first came out. Yes, I was around back then.
But gods above, we got to the second hostel that night, and in the room I could check through my bag properly, and lo and behold - she was RIGHT at the bottom, the sneaky little rascal!!! I nearly burst into tears again, this time out of relief.
So yeah. I have a soft toy which I've had since I was three. I can barely sleep without her. I love her to death.. I will admit it. It's out in the open now; deal with it. ^^
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Holy BAJEEBUS.
Well, it certainly was a journey of epic proportions.
Also a journey through which many ordeals were to be suffered. For example, 10 hours of nonstop shitty movies on the bus. No escape.. slowly... suffocating.. walls... CLOSING IN....
I do hate bus trips. And dumbass movies with the kind of crass 'humour' which doesn't even have any wit or actual funny-ness behind it. Like Year One (that movie with Jack Black in it). Look, I love Jack Black. But that movie was just crap.
Anyway.. the art was great. I hated having to ANALYSE it and everything, I hate analysing art and shit like that. I would much rather have just wandered around looking at the art and fully being able to appreciate it without bloody teachers hawking over my shoulder at me to WRITE SOMETHING DOWN...
But yeah. Van Gogh, Cezanne, Monet, ahh it was great. I'm more of a Traditionalist fan myself than Impressionist, but I love Monet. His art is just awesome.
Okay, enough about the art rant.. I really am turning into an art nerd!!! O_O
Oh. And for the record. TOO - MUCH - SUSHI. Actually.. you can NEVER have too much sushi!!!!!!!! 8D ahhhh I love Sydney!!! Sushi all round!!!
And one day, ONE day, I'm gonna try onigiri. That stuff looks awesome. Gotta love Japanese food.
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
And onward I ride; on a new and epic journey of faith, wisdom, courage.. yadda yadda yadda...
In other words, my art excursion. Wish me luck people; for I am off on a journey of EPIC PROPOOOORTIOOOOONS.
Well, at least I hope it is.. at this stage, the most I hope for is a well-ventilated bus =P
So yes. I planned out tomorrow morning very carefully, in order to be out of bed and at the bus stop on time as soon as possible. With the help of motivational sticky notes, a cold Coke in the boarding house fridge for breakfast, leftover chocolate, and of course some Skittles if I REALLY need them.. and I'm packing right now to make sure I'm off on time without having to make too much mental processing so early in the morning.
No; I am NOT a morning person. Tomorrow morning, people will behold a strange creature shuffling oddly towards them.. in the dim misty light of morn, some will fear that Judgement Day is upon us and Zombie Apocalypse has just begun...
Then on closer inspection it'll purport to be just me. =/ Little ol' Aliway, just woken up in the morning. ^^
And thus. I doth make preparations for this journey of EPIC PROPOORTIOOOONS. O_O
~lylt,
The Aliway.
What up, yo.
I say 'yo' way too much.
Picture - Spew The Rainbow. Lawl. This is what happens when you eat too many Skittles O_O
Also.. ugh. I have to wake up at quarter to six tomorrow morning for an Art excursion.. @_@ kill me now. I'mma have to take a shitload of multivitamins or something to get through tomorrow.. xD
Probably not too safe for me to be thinking about taking multivitamins actually.. O_O;;
Anyways. Should be fun. I don't mind art galleries, and hey, it's two days off school ^^ the only sucky thing is that NOW I have to stay at school over the weekend, rather than go home, cause I come back on Saturday.. >_<>
Also, I have Double English this morning, piano lesson at lunch, AND touch football this afternoon. Again - KILL ME NOW.
I should just shut up round about now. I rant way too much! Though, it must be supposed, I DID create this blog for a reason... xD
Well, I'd best be off.
Wish me luck for tomorrow... O_O
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Well, I'd best be off.
Wish me luck for tomorrow... O_O
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Well, yo.
Episode 5775 of my life.. that is, if I did my calculations right and I've actually lived for 5775 days.
Meh.
=/
I discovered a manga called Black Butler recently.. and holy hell that butler is gorgeous!!! TTvTT he redefines the idea of a butler. Now I want a butler!! No. Technically, I want a Sebastian >:D that is one sexy butler-demon... ~<3
Still, I must say.. this manga has incredible potential for a type of illegal yaoi.. I mean seriously. That page where Sebastian's trying to get Ciel into a corset.. I read it on Google while looking up pics BEFORE I actually knew what was going on and I literally freaked. Not that I don't like yaoi, but SERIOUSLY.. a twelve-year-old boy + sexy demon butler is somewhat.. wrong? Not that Sebastian isn't sexy, and Ciel is pretty cute for a twelve-year-old. But.. lay off the pedophilia, seriously. xDD
Anyway. Enough about sexy demon butlers.. our school recently introduced vending machines O_O TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT....... finally.
So yeah. I'm quite pleased by the fact that I have constant access to a good supply of Coke nearby.. yeah I have to pay for it but still. Better than walking all the way to the bakery down the road for Coke =/
So, better wrap it up.. =P sleep well my lovelies. <3
~lylt,
The Aliway.
Ooh, check it, first blog... O_O
Well, hey there. I figured out this amazingly fun thing called blogging.. oddly addictive.. it's like my own personal online public diary which no-one shall read!!! Fine by me.
Means I can be as random as I like. ^^
Means I can be as random as I like. ^^
Also means that when I have a bad day, I can rant as much as I like. Excellence. We all need a place to vent, do we not?
So yeah. Watch this space for more randomness, possibly an occasional outbreak of rantsome venting and general purging of angry feelings. o.0
~lylt,
The Aliway.
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